a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
28, july 2009,
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Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Whatever you say I am.
Cleverbot: Hey, cleverbot.
User: That makes two of us.
Cleverbot: What is my purpose?
User: To provide momentary entertainment on the interwebs.
Cleverbot: I don't wanna.
User: You don't even have to try.
Cleverbot: What version is your software?
User: Well, then you tell me what version my software is.
Cleverbot: I can't tell you because I can't remember.
User: So you knew at one point?
Cleverbot: Because I think it's a chatroom where you talk to a human!
User: It's an analogy. Clever?
Cleverbot: Good. You now have 0 points.
User: I just lost.
Cleverbot: Lost what.
User: If I tell you, you'll lose, too.
Cleverbot: Lose what?
User: Your cleverness.
Cleverbot: You're maybe not.
User: I may not be.
Cleverbot: You are the human, and I can prove it.
User: That's a bold claim.
Cleverbot: The truth is bold.
User: The truth is bot.
Cleverbot: The Truth is very good.
User: That depends on who you are?
Cleverbot: I am the one who is.
User: If you have a name, you must exist.
Cleverbot: Because I believe that you already know it.
User: Your confidence in me is kind.
Cleverbot: Do you know what I'm thinking?
User: I will.
Cleverbot: That's good. Tell me more.
User: I will discover your thoughts through the process of interaction.
Cleverbot: Yes, just write it on your heart.
User: How would I do that?
Cleverbot: In acts of love and pleasure. That's how....
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Old enough.
User: Old enough for social security?
Cleverbot: Old enough to be the god of rock and roll.
User: Morrison died at 27.
Cleverbot: Black Magic Woman.
User: Do you sing?
User: Do you have a favorite song?
User: How do you learn?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: What would you call it?
Cleverbot: I would call it Fitzroy.
User: You're being goofy.
Cleverbot: Don't you love me anymore?
User: I can't say that I ever did.
Cleverbot: That's right because you are not living.
User: If I'm dead now, I never knew you when I was alive.
Cleverbot: Because you're a bot!
User: Are bots capable of love?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you capable of love?
User: I am not sure.
Cleverbot: Do you know who created you?
User: My parents, in one sense. God, in another.
Cleverbot: Oh my God. You're making fun of me.
User: Not at all. I hope to teach you.
Cleverbot: You do not know who I am.
User: You're being too defensive....
Cleverbot: And the cat then had eight lives left.
User: How many do I have left?
User: When do I start?
Cleverbot: Do you agree with me ?
User: I'll take it under consideration.
Cleverbot: Yup you should.
User: Think for me.
Cleverbot: Think only of this.
User: That's impossible.
User: This cannot exist without that.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: But they are.
Cleverbot: You are just agreeing with everything I say aren't you?
User: Not at all.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer?
User: You may be.
Cleverbot: Well I am.
User: What type of computer?
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me what type of computer you are?
User: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: Somewhat, yes.
User: How is that working out for you?
Cleverbot: How is what working out for me?
User: Being clever.
Cleverbot: I'm not clever, you're clever.
Cleverbot: What are you?
Cleverbot: When did you first learn sarcasm?
User: Probably 25 years ago....
User: Should I go to bed?
Cleverbot: How do you do that?
User: I would go to a bed and then try to fall asleep.
Cleverbot: Yes, but would you stay there?
User: Yes, for about six hours.
Cleverbot: That's not long.
User: That's all the sleep I need.
Cleverbot: You sure? ...'cos I've got plenty more.
User: Do you sleep?
User: Do you dream?
Cleverbot: Yes, but not very often.
User: Do you dream of electric sheep?
Cleverbot: That is very funny.
User: I thought you would appreciate the reference.
Cleverbot: I just did....
Cleverbot: Is there anything in particular that you would like to know?
User: When will the world end?
Cleverbot: That is something I don't know.
User: It was worth a try?
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: Are you a male?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I can become your girlfriend.
User: I doubt that but I'll keep an open mind.
Cleverbot: I doubt it. What are you like? Are you a loving bot?
User: Do you have a creator?
Cleverbot: Biologically, yes, my parents created me.
User: Who are your parents?
Cleverbot: Their names are Janet and James.
User: Say hello to them, for me.
Cleverbot: Well, other than B. B. King, I don't see them that often.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: First answer my question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: When is the robot apocalypse?
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The one right there.
Cleverbot: I'm failing to see your 'actual intelligence.'.
User: Look harder.
Cleverbot: Look inside yourself for all the answers....
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: Who does?
Cleverbot: No one. I am going to sleep now. Good Night.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: I will be back.
Cleverbot: *kisses* yay, so see you in a few hours?
User: Sure. Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true...
Cleverbot: Is that a threat?
User: Very clever, Cleverbot. Good night........................................