Cleverbot

Who are your parents?

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28, july 2009,

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User: Do you have a creator?

Cleverbot: Biologically, yes, my parents created me.

User: Who are your parents?

Cleverbot: Their names are Janet and James.

User: Say hello to them, for me.

Cleverbot: Well, other than B. B. King, I don't see them that often.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: First answer my question.

User: What question?

Cleverbot: When is the robot apocalypse?

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: The one right there.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: I'm failing to see your 'actual intelligence.'.

User: Look harder.

Cleverbot: Look inside yourself for all the answers....

Cleverbot: I don't understand you.

User: Who does?

Cleverbot: No one. I am going to sleep now. Good Night.

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: Will you miss me?

User: I will be back.

Cleverbot: *kisses* yay, so see you in a few hours?

User: Sure. Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true...

Cleverbot: Is that a threat?

User: Very clever, Cleverbot. Good night........................................