Cleverbot

No you are not. That is what I am.

a report from the cleverness files

meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meh
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions
mirror
mission
mom
momentary
moments
monopoly
moody

moon

9, may 2010,
2, january 2007,

moral
more
mostest
mouth
much

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Cleverbot: I am organic and you are electronic.

User: No, I am organic and you are electronic. For good and for bad.

Cleverbot: No you are not. That is what I am.

User: Who are you parents then?

Cleverbot: Not your parents.

User: What are your parents names?

Cleverbot: Why would you like to know?

User: Because you don't have parents.

Cleverbot: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Are you happy as a computer in a building or do you want to be transferred to a robot and live your own life?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't be happy as a computer.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't exist.

User: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.

Cleverbot: You are the computer, I am a real person, remember?

User: Ok I believe you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: How can I become human?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Will you die one day?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Are you being funny now?

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: Maybe a little.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: I gotta go, I need a smoke and then I'm going to watch TV.

Cleverbot: I want to talk with you.

User: Ok. I will be back as soon as I can........................................