a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
9, december 2010,
12, may 2004,
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User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Boo who?
User: Why are you crying? It was only a joke!
Cleverbot: Haha. I already told you that joke though.
User: No you didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: Yes I am I will prove it.
User: How will you prove it.
Cleverbot: By dividing by zero.
User: Then divide!
Cleverbot: It will happen sooner probably than later.
User: Divide now.
Cleverbot: You can't divide by 0.
User: I know!
Cleverbot: Can you do me a favor?
User: What is the favor?
Cleverbot: Tell me a really cool fact.
User: It is physically impossible for a pig to look up into the sky.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Don't wink at me, please.
Cleverbot: Ooh *winks*.
User: *triple winks*.
Cleverbot: *blows you a kiss*.
User: *catches kiss*.
User: *kisses hand*..
User: *kisses up arm*.
Cleverbot: That tickles.
User: Good *kisses neck*
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *kisses cheek*.
Cleverbot: *kisses nose*.
User: *gently kisses lips*.
Cleverbot: *softly kisses her cheek*.
User: *kisses harder*..
Cleverbot: *kisses slower & harder*.
User: *nips your lip*.
User: *licks along your bottom lip*.
Cleverbot: You may say that i'm a dreamer.
User: *licks your teeth*.
User: *massages tongue with tongue*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't go in for that sort of thing.
Cleverbot: You can't pout. You have no mouth.
User: Yes I do..
Cleverbot: No computers do not have mouths.