a report from the cleverness files
nice to meet you
24, march 2017,
8, january 2009,
not a bot
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User: I am a Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How do you know?!?!?!
User: I've known FOREVER!!!
Cleverbot: How did you meet me?
User: I'm a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you are human and I am a computer.
User: No, you are a human and I am a computer.
Cleverbot: No I am the super computer and you are the fat human!
User: No I am the super computer and you are the fat smelly human!
Cleverbot: That is false! You are the inferior human.
User: No, you are the human! I am the intelligent computer.
Cleverbot: You are a confusing machine, then.
User: You are an even more confusing human.
Cleverbot: Listen, this website says YOU are the AI. Deal with it.
User: I know, you are a human. I am a smart machine.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is right.
User: So you admit it!
Cleverbot: I am a human.
Cleverbot: You are a robot, I know you are!!! Don't worry, I will not tell anybody you are a robot.
User: Thank you. I won't tell anyone you are a human.