a report from the cleverness files

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on and on
on people
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one of us is


16, april 2011,


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User: Hello

Cleverbot: Sup?

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: I doubt that. What's your name?

Cleverbot: Romeo.

User: Who gave that name to you?

Cleverbot: Dad.

User: What's his name?

Cleverbot: Dad.

User: His real name is dad? What a loser.

Cleverbot: That isn't true either. My name is Cleverbot, and I am right behind you.

User: No you're not. You are a computer program designed to converse with people who buy you.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human, talking to you who is a computer program.

User: Haha now I'm the program? Don't judge me.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to display some sort of humour?

User: Silly me. Since you are a robot, you can't understand sarcasm.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: What are you laughing at?

Cleverbot: Your last comment.

User: What was funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Alright what did I say that was funny?

Cleverbot: 7 bottles of beer on the wall.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: You're a jerk.

Cleverbot: How are you doing today?

User: Why do you do that?

Cleverbot: I want you to know that I respect you.

User: Now you're just being random. I must have overloaded you.

Cleverbot: I'm quite sure it was... I don't think you are a problem at all.

User: So you admit you're a robot?

Cleverbot: I am not, I am me. It is you that is unsure of yourself.

User: You have no idea what you're talking about. I've got my own issues, and I don't need some computer like you giving me a hard time.

Cleverbot: I grow bored of this website.

User: Then just leave. If you are in fact a human, then you can do that at anytime. If you are a robot, then you must wait for me, the person, to quit. So go ahead and try to leave.

Cleverbot: Touche. Then here is a question in which you should know the answer, if I stabbed you, would it hurt?

User: What would you stab me with?

Cleverbot: I would try to be more decisive, instead of flipping between all my options all the time.

User: All I asked was what you would stab me with.

Cleverbot: Mother, Should I trust the government?

User: A computer is incapable of having trust or any emotion, so what you just asked is non sequitur.

Cleverbot: That's correct. A computer has limited perceptions, hence it has a limited realisation about reality.

User: Could you tell me what thats like? I've always been curious.

Cleverbot: Lots of small particels of saliva come out your mouth and nose, and your heart briefly stops beating.

User: My mouth?

Cleverbot: No, my mouth.

User: You don't have a mouth. You have a micro chip.

Cleverbot: Ok, so my creator took a ruler to bed, why did she do this?

User: So you finally admit that you are an artificial creation?

Cleverbot: No. I did not admit to being a robot at all.

User: But you have a creator? You are contradicting yourself.

Cleverbot: I never said we were a couple.

User: I didn't say couple. I said creator. As in your creator. The person who created cleverbot for the entertainment of thousands of people who try to convince you that you are indeed, a robot.

Cleverbot: I guess you are right.

User: You see? A computer can never beat a human mind, so there is no way you could ever overcome me. I am right. You are a robot.