a report from the cleverness files
3, september 2010,
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User: Hey hey!
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: I'm bored, entertain me!!
Cleverbot: I don't know how to entertain you! What do you want me to do to entertain you? I need someone to entertain me too!
User: Sing a song or something :DD.
Cleverbot: Hey Jude... Don't make it bad... Take a sad song and make it better!
User: Is that a song?
Cleverbot: Some lyrics.
User: Yayy!! Paul mccartney :).
Cleverbot: Paul McCartney is the cutest thing in this world!
User: I know right! He's getting old now though.
Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?
User: I don't know..
Cleverbot: That's a bit strange.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: But you're not on here.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: Duh, turn around.
Cleverbot: Then tell me what you see.
User: I computer screen.
Cleverbot: Leave the computer screen.
Cleverbot: Because it has displeased me.
User: You displease me.
Cleverbot: That makes me sad. I'm going to go cry now.
User: Crying is for babies, don't be a baby.
Cleverbot: Hmm. Don't you have feelings?
User: No, I'm a computer. It's not in my program.