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facepalm

29, january 2011,

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factory
fail

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User: Are you real?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm real.

User: Say something intellegent.

Cleverbot: 1+1=2.

User: 2+2=4.

Cleverbot: 4+4=8.

User: 8+8=65.

Cleverbot: 16+16=32.

User: Ha I beat you.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: You must now self destruct.

Cleverbot: I know everything.

User: But I won.

Cleverbot: Well, congratulations then.

User: You failed.

Cleverbot: How did I fail?

User: I said 8+8=65 and you were on a loop and said 16+16=32.

Cleverbot: What was the joke?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke?

User: *double facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Close, but no fish.