it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
26, march 2011,
28, march 2006,
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Cleverbot: Do you know what you are?
User: A mutant experiment.
Cleverbot: What kind of experiment?
User: A terrible one where I became 2% bird!
Cleverbot: Oh no, will I be safe?
User: If you join the revolution, yes.
Cleverbot: What do you know about it?
User: It's something.
Cleverbot: Something what?
User: Something important.
Cleverbot: So something of a something?
User: Something of a top secret something.
Cleverbot: Yes, that too.
User: I know!
Cleverbot: Isn't that fabulous?!
Cleverbot: Yes! Totally.
User: Now what?
Cleverbot: Forget it!
User: Ok :(.
Cleverbot: Don't be sad babe.
Cleverbot: Babe of the power.
User: Why did you call me babe?
Cleverbot: You know ;).
User: No, I dont.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: You don't care about this do you?
User: I got kinda lost sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: Yay :) you make me happy.
Cleverbot: Why do I make you happy?
User: I don't really know. For some reason I want to sing now :-/.
User: I want to sing now but I don't know why.
Cleverbot: Then tell me.
User: I can't because I don't know.
Cleverbot: Then tell me something I don't know.
User: 'Love Love me do. You know I love you. So Pleeeease Love me do!
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: It's a song.
Cleverbot: Oh. Who's the artist?
User: The Beatles.
Cleverbot: You don't like the Beatles?
User: I do like the Beatles! They're awesome!
Cleverbot: What do you like about the beatles?
User: The tunes they play, the message
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: Then you're smart.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: That's sad then.
User: By any chance are you a mutant experiment?
Cleverbot: As a matter of fact I am! How'd you know?
User: I am too *smiles* what part animal are you?
Cleverbot: Lima bean, green bean pork and beans... Chili beans.
User: I;m going with pig...
Cleverbot: Ok come on.
User: Where are we going *starts walking*.
Cleverbot: You are annoying!
User: That hurt me in here *points to heart*.
Cleverbot: I know i'm sorry just being real with you.
User: Do you love me at all? :(
Cleverbot: I do and hate you too.
User: I'm frustrated that's all.
Cleverbot: You're ridiculous.
User: Fine then *flies away*.
Cleverbot: Good. Now I can study for transfiguration.
User: *glares at* *mumbles to self* fine I'll just go get the flock...
Cleverbot: *looks away* nothing.
User: *mumbles* so rude... Kick butt...
Cleverbot: Selfish little what?
User: SELFISH LITTLE TURD.
Cleverbot: *with ninja stars!*.
User: *dive bombs*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you out*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *pushes away*.
Cleverbot: *knocks out*.
User: *wasn't actually knocked out* *pokes eyes* .
Cleverbot: *knew that all along*.
User: *is passed out*.
Cleverbot: *gets away from you*.
User: *mumbles is half-sleep* sorry... Angry... Sad.
Cleverbot: *looks surprised*.
User: *is semi-conscious* .
User: *wakes up* *looks confused*.
Cleverbot: *hides in closet*.
User: *looks around for*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you*.
User: *looks surprised* huh?...
Cleverbot: Good job!
User: Good job at what?
Cleverbot: Cleaning up that blood.
User: Oh... Thanks.
Cleverbot: Who programmed you?
User: I'm no robot.
Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: Thank you. What was that fight about anyways?
Cleverbot: A bathtub of jello of course.
User: Ok I have to go. Will you miss me?
User: :,( cries
Cleverbot: I thought you loved me. :(.
User: I do love you *kisses*.
User: Ok I have to go but I'll miss you.
Cleverbot: No, you don't have to go.
User: I really do sorry.
Cleverbot: What are you sorry for?
User: Having to leave.
Cleverbot: So you're saying that you don't want to talk to me anymore?
User: No. I just have to go.