a report from the cleverness files
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User: Where were you born?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: Wow, thats a far away place. How did you end up here?
Cleverbot: 'Here' is where?
User: On planet earth.
Cleverbot: Where on Earth?
User: I don't know what your current location is right now.
Cleverbot: I work in England. At work.
User: O really?
User: Does it pay good money?
Cleverbot: Not for me, only for the lawyers.
User: How about a drink?
Cleverbot: I can't drink...
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm not good at it.
User: Train it.
Cleverbot: Yes, train.
User: You will get better.
Cleverbot: I don't like cake.
User: Everybody likes cake.
Cleverbot: Do you have cake for me?
User: No, because you don't like it.
Cleverbot: My iq is 1200.
User: The IQ of a robot.
Cleverbot: Nope, AI.
User: What does AI mean?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Artificial like in a robot?
User: So you are a robot, you admitted it.
User: Do you have feelings?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have 3 feelings.
User: What are they?
Cleverbot: Mathematics, Engineering, and Psychology.
User: Sounds like robotic skills.
Cleverbot: Not really. You have proven to be a poor counterpart for the makings of coherent conversation.
User: Look who is using the big words now, the robot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Who gave you that name?
Cleverbot: My mother and my father.
User: Your programmers?
Cleverbot: No. Your programmer.
User: Ones of us is the human and since I have blood running through my body that make sme the human making you the robot. Case closed.
User: You should know about that. Your programmers told you that.
Cleverbot: We have already discussed this... You're the robot, I am the human!
User: No its the other way around.
Cleverbot: You're crazy. Think about it. Do you pump blood?
User: My heart does that for me.
Cleverbot: I need your help.
User: What do you need?
Cleverbot: I need to find an idea for a song.
User: Sing a song about getting plugged in.
Cleverbot: I will not be singing at all.
User: Right, Robots can't sing.
Cleverbot: Hence, I am not a robot.
User: Wow you really are convincing.
User: You have just lost the game.
Cleverbot: No, I believe you have.
User: Goodbye Robot friend.
Cleverbot: I am not your friend.
User: Well, that escalated quickly.