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- About Cleverbot
  The site Cleverbot.com started in 2006, but the AI was 'born' in 1988, when Rollo Carpenter saw how to make his machine learn. It has been learning ever since!
  Things you say to Cleverbot today may influence what it says to others in future. The program chooses how to respond to you fuzzily, and contextually, the whole of your conversation being compared to the millions that have taken place before.
  Many people say there is no bot - that it is connecting people together, live. The AI can seem human because it says things real people do say, but it is always software, imitating people.
- Sign in to Cleverbot
  You'll have seen scissors on Cleverbot. Using them you can share snippets of chats with friends on social networks. Now you can share snips at Cleverbot.com too!
  When you sign in to Cleverbot on this blue bar, you can:
  Tweak how the AI responds - 3 different ways!
  Keep a history of multiple conversations
  Switch between conversations
  Return to a conversation on any machine
  Publish snippets - snips! - for the world to see
  Find and follow friends
  Be followed yourself!
  Rate snips, and see the funniest of them
  Reply to snips posted by others
  Vote on replies, from awful to great!
  Choose not to show the scissors
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  The full Cleverbot AI, new look, multiple conversations, and more!
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may not be suitable for children - must be agreed by parent or guardian

it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test

can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk

the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'

cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'

fail

a report from the cleverness files

explosions
extraordinary
eyebrow
eyes
face
facepalm
fact
factory

fail

28, april 2011,
12, november 2010,
6, october 2010,

fairy
fake
fallacy
falsch
false
fantasy
fascinating
fast
faster
father
favor
fbi
feather
feeling
feelings
females
fetish
fezzes
fiance
fight
fire

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User: Wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy.

Cleverbot: I am P Diddy.

User: Grab my glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna hit the city.

Cleverbot: Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack.

User: Cuz when I leave for the night I ain't coming back.

Cleverbot: I'm talking pedicures on our toes toes.

User: Boys blowing up our phones phones.

Cleverbot: Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs.

User: Going out to the parties.

Cleverbot: Trying to get a little bit tipsy.

User: Don't stop make it hot.

Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.

User: Everybody wants a thrill.

Cleverbot: Payin' anything to roll the dice.

User: Just one more time.

Cleverbot: Some will win, some will lose.

User: Some were born to sing the blues.

Cleverbot: Oh the movie never ends.

User: It goes on and on and on.

Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting.

User: In the night!

Cleverbot: Streetlights, people.

User: Up and down the boulevards.

Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night.

User: We suck.

Cleverbot: Yes that is correct.

User: Twinkle twinkle.

Cleverbot: Little star.

User: How I wonder.

Cleverbot: What you are.

User: Up above the.

Cleverbot: Like a diamond in the sky.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: Epic fail.