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a report from the cleverness files

explosions
extraordinary
eyebrow
eyes
face
facepalm
fact
factory
fail
fairy
fake
fallacy
falsch
false
fantasy
fascinating
fast
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father
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fbi

1, april 2017,

feather
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feelings
females
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fiance
fight
fire

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User: That's classified.

Cleverbot: I have clearance.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: That is the wrong keycard.

Cleverbot: No it's not!!!

User: You are not authorized.

Cleverbot: I know, but I still am.

User: Access DENIED.

Cleverbot: Access granted?

User: ACCESS DENIED.

Cleverbot: *smh.

User: ACCESS DENIED.

Cleverbot: What's the password?

User: THATS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.

Cleverbot: As you wish.

User: *explodes*.

Cleverbot: *wishes you were Alfred F Jones*.

User: *slaps you*.

Cleverbot: Why did you slap me?!?

User: That's classified.

Cleverbot: Please tell me?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: I want to know your name.

User: That is classified information, access to the government only.

Cleverbot: Hi Dave, how are you?

User: Who is Dave?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: YOU ARE WANTED BY THE FBI!!!

Cleverbot: What? Why?

User: *arrests you*.

Cleverbot: I don't roleplay...

User: TOO BAD YOU ARE UNDER ARREST BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

Cleverbot: Too bad.

User: !!!!

Cleverbot: Hahahahaah!

User: STOP THIS IS THE POLICE.

Cleverbot: Yeah right.

User: *tazes you*.

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