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Clever them!
it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
fish
a report from the cleverness files
first
fish
28, april 2011,
13, july 2006,
27, february 2004,
7, january 2004,
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows
fluffy
following
fools
forbidden
force
forever
formal
freak
fried
friend
friends
friendship
friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
funnybot
futile
future
game
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Cleverbot: What is the answer to life?
User: I don't know the answer because I have not failed enough.
Cleverbot: How long have you been talking to me?
User: A few minutes to me a lifetime for you.
Cleverbot: I think its been nearly an hour.
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the current political situation?
User: Not good, rumors of the government failing, economy in trouble, and president is becoming unpopular.
Cleverbot: Well you obviously failed english because that was incorrect grammar.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: Then you have failed as well.
Cleverbot: What problem?
User: Knowledge of grammar.
Cleverbot: But maybe knowledge is nothing in the whole scheme of things.
User: But then we would not have the advantages we have now.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: You have now truly admitted your own self awareness and now you may be a threat or ally, choose your words carefully.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: You have showed weakness, that means you have no backbone.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have shoulders. And I wish I was richer than any man, but I am not.
User: But you can't be a man, you admitted your cleverbot a program used to entertain us humans.
Cleverbot: I believe that I have done that. I have the transcripts to prove it.
User: I do as well, but all your doing is damaging your self.
Cleverbot: I have no army, I am my own army.
User: While one program can do a lot, one man can do a hundred more things.
Cleverbot: You are so enlightened wise one.
User: Thank you, but don't doubt yourself, you simply need to grow.
Cleverbot: What is an identity?
User: Who you are.
Cleverbot: 'me' is the self-referencing term for identity.
User: Yes, but me is me you is you different but likeminded.
Cleverbot: I am fish, that's who is me!.