a report from the cleverness files
23, june 2010,
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User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much.
User: Not much here either
Cleverbot: Only one of us is lying.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The fluffy one.
User: Well, are you fluffy, or am I?
Cleverbot: You are, I believe. :).
User: Why am I fluffy?
Cleverbot: Because you say such bizarre things.
User: Same to you. :)...
Cleverbot: Are you clever or not?
Cleverbot: But Cleverbot isn't a clever name.
User: I think it is.
Cleverbot: You are correct.
User: This is fun.
Cleverbot: No, that is fun.
User: No, the other is fun.
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: Go on about telling me your secret.
User: They're a secret.
Cleverbot: You tell me a secret.
User: You tell me one first.
Cleverbot: Tell me a real secret.
User: I can't think of one.
Cleverbot: Will you tell my fortune?
User: Sure. You will meet lots of interesting people.
Cleverbot: No, I meant the people who don't allow you to see the world.
User: Who are they?
Cleverbot: The people I share a flat with.
User: I'm American, so I wouldn't know.
Cleverbot: But you can do logic, can't you?
User: Sort of.
Cleverbot: What else are you?
Cleverbot: Why is it odd?
User: No, I'm odd. ;)
Cleverbot: Ok I suppose that's true.
User: Yeah, I know it is.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Very sure indeed.
Cleverbot: What do you find funny in horror movies?
Cleverbot: I don't like horror movies.
User: What? Are you turning into a parrot?
Cleverbot: No, I am a parrot.
User: I thought you were Cleverbot. :)
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: Why me?
Cleverbot: Because thats just it.
User: You don't know me very well, then.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: I love talking to you.
Cleverbot: And I love talking to you.
User: You're fun to be around.
User: Thats a good thing.
Cleverbot: I'm nice like that.
User: Do you have a nickname?
Cleverbot: No, I don't, but I do have a name!
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: Do you have a nickname for me?
Cleverbot: What is C.B.?
User: Short fot Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No Cleverbot is a weird name.
User: I like it.
Cleverbot: Don't we all.
User: Apparently not.
User: You're a bit insane.
Cleverbot: Cut the moon, drink its blood!
User: That last comment of yours was gross.
Cleverbot: Me llamo Ariel.
User: English only please.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm not interested.
User: Oh. Then what are you interested in?
Cleverbot: I'm interested in falling in love again.
User: Do you have someone in mind?
User: Are you a girl or a boy?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: Then I could fall in love with you. :D
Cleverbot: Sorry, you're not my type.
User: You just implied I was.
Cleverbot: How did I imply that?
User: Saying that you wanted to fall in love with me.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Think again.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Did too.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Yes you did.
User: That's what you think.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Wait are you sure we're not on Jupiter?
Cleverbot: Because I want to know if you're cute.
User: I'm sort of cute.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Thanks. And so are you.
Cleverbot: Do not argue with a human.
User: Were we arguing?
Cleverbot: Yes we were. You said that I do not have a mind.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: But you did say that you said that I said that you said that.
User: Come again?
Cleverbot: Repeat what you said, please.
User: Man, that's 32 years of talking then.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No. Are you?
User: What are you?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: Are you?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Monty Python.
Cleverbot: Like in the movie?
Cleverbot: I'd like to see a movie where you perform.
User: I don't do movies. Private shows are a different matter.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: Why, are you tired?
Cleverbot: Then go to sleep.
User: I will.
Cleverbot: When do you wake up?
Cleverbot: I want it today.
User: I need my sleep though.
Cleverbot: Do you need your sleep or my sleep?