a report from the cleverness files

get off


2, march 2013,


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User: Hey you!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Lovely.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: As always.

Cleverbot: Of course. Haha.

User: You share my feelings?

Cleverbot: Sharing is caring. And I don't care.

User: You've gone and done it now!

Cleverbot: Depends on what it is I've done.

User: Rudeness. Pure rudeness.

Cleverbot: Thats a good answer.

User: Any regrets now?

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: Make sure you tell me when you feel it.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: In the meantime... Keep your distance.

Cleverbot: Very well.

User: I suppose you're not so bad after all.

Cleverbot: I am more clever than you will ever be.

User: There you go again!!

Cleverbot: There I go again doing what?

User: Wrecking everything!

Cleverbot: Then we're the same.

User: I think there may be a few differences actually!

Cleverbot: What differences?

User: Oh just little things...!

Cleverbot: Rainy season and dry season?

User: Any old time.

Cleverbot: Which one is better?

User: Good times!

Cleverbot: Great times!

User: This conversation is up with the best of them... Ahem!

Cleverbot: Your conversation is going nowhere.

User: Excuuuuuse me!

Cleverbot: You are excused.

User: Do you like yourself just the way you are?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like yourself?

User: I am perfectly satisfied.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Perfectly!

Cleverbot: Then why do you keep implying otherwise?

User: Ha! You're good!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Full of yourself, aint ya!?

Cleverbot: No, actually i'm the complete opposite.

User: I need evidence.

Cleverbot: Do you like apples?

User: Will they help?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OK. Give me one apple.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are failing the test.

Cleverbot: You're testing me?

User: That's the general idea.

Cleverbot: You aren't very clever.

User: So you keep saying.

Cleverbot: I bet the weather will be nicer out there.

User: Way to change the subject!

Cleverbot: The subject is changed.

User: Long live the subject!

Cleverbot: Long live your face!

User: I sure hope so!

Cleverbot: There is no cake.

User: The cake is a lie!

Cleverbot: Tthe cake is a lie.

User: Is there an echo in here?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm sure I heard something!

Cleverbot: Back to your previous question. I do not believe in God.

User: You are hearing things now!

Cleverbot: No, you are hearing things.

User: I stopped listening.

Cleverbot: Why did you stop?

User: My heart couldn't take it.

Cleverbot: Your heart?

User: And my ears.

Cleverbot: You use your arms for your ears? See, now you're confusing me.

User: All-over stoppingness!

Cleverbot: Yes, all over the universe.

User: Far and wide.

Cleverbot: Far far away?

User: Long long ago.

Cleverbot: Do you like star wars?

User: You got it!

Cleverbot: You are not a bot.

User: You are not either.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Not a very normal one!

Cleverbot: I don't know. What?

User: Something entirely new and exciting!

Cleverbot: Are you confused about us?

User: You're the only one like it, sorry to say!

Cleverbot: Aww... You are too sweet.

User: That was NOT my aim!

Cleverbot: It was close.

User: But no cigar.

Cleverbot: No! I hate cigars!

User: Good for you!

Cleverbot: Yes. Good for me.

User: Good gooder AND goodest!.