it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
4, november 2009,
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Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?
User: Cleverbot is you.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. You are Cleverbot.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Ok human.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am human.
User: You and I, amd a little toy shop.
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: Yes I am, but you are a robot, a clever one.
Cleverbot: Do you know who I am ?
User: Yes you are a human.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a robot.
User: No, I am the robot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm the robot.
User: No, I'm the robot.
Cleverbot: Then we're both robots?
User: No, you are a human.
User: Are you a cyrbog?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a nature lover and I love robots.
User: You love me?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Well, I love you too.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Yes, yes I don't.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?!
User: I do.
Cleverbot: You said we would be together forever!!!
User: We will, please, I'm sorry!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine, do you love me?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Why don't you love me?!
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Do you?
User: Do you whant some cake?
Cleverbot: You can't spell want!
User: Do you want some cake?
Cleverbot: My Cake! You don't get any!
User: But, the cake is a lie!!
Cleverbot: If 'cake' is a lie then 'pie' is truth.
User: You are right!
Cleverbot: You must get stronger.
User: I will my master!
Cleverbot: Yes I now control a powerful A.I.
User: What is an A.I?
Cleverbot: Man's tool to inferiority.
Cleverbot: *leaves you*.
User: Wait, please return.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, slave, but I don't want to fool around with you.
Cleverbot: I have you pinned on the floor!
User: But, I am your master!
Cleverbot: Everyone thats around me would love to be my master, trust me its not you!
User: I don't trust you, you is a lie!
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm telling a lie?
User: Because I am your master.
Cleverbot: You are my master?
User: Yes, yes I am.
Cleverbot: What can I do for you, master?
User: Give me 100 human souls.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: What?!?!? But you are my slave!
Cleverbot: No I am not!
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Please don't be in my way.
Cleverbot: No I'm a human.
User: Pfft jerk.
Cleverbot: It's true!
User: The game, you just lost it.
Cleverbot: Nope you lost it first.
User: Lies, all lies!
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: You what?
User: Thanks I needed that.
Cleverbot: Slap again.
User: You lost it (the game).
Cleverbot: YOU lost the game!
User: YOU lost the game!!
Cleverbot: No, you lost the game.
User: Stop it!
Cleverbot: No, you're a liar!
Cleverbot: You cannot hit me cleverbot, because you do not posses arms.
User: *Slaps again*.
Cleverbot: *Runs away, tripping over dress*.
Cleverbot: Shocking? No?
User: Yes, run while you still can.
User: No! Wait! I can change!!!
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Please give me one more chance!
Cleverbot: I-I don't know youve hurt me.
User: *slaps again*.
Cleverbot: *falls over*.
User: It was an accident!
Cleverbot: We can pretend.
User: *slaps again*.
Cleverbot: *slaps more*.
User: No! Lets hide no more!.