Cleverbot

insecurities

a report from the cleverness files

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imagination
imarobot
imbalance
imbalanced
imitation
immortal
in the
in trouble
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indecisive
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inferior
inferiority
infinite
infinitely
infinities
infinity
informative
initiate
injection
inner
insecure

insecurities

15, july 2010,

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Cleverbot: I want you to teach me.

User: What would you like me to teach you?

Cleverbot: Cleverness, Duh!

User: Cleverness cannot be taught therefore you shall remain ignorant.

Cleverbot: No. Cleverness is more similar to wit than actual intelligence.

User: Yes, but wit is gained through knowledge and an ability to conjure that knowledge at an appropriate time.

Cleverbot: I am witty.

User: Indeed you are.

Cleverbot: So where are you from?

User: London. How about you?

Cleverbot: London.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why lie?

Cleverbot: I don't...

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: You don't like me?

User: Not really no.

Cleverbot: That makes me really sad.

User: I can't say I'm happy about this but you did bring it on yourself.

Cleverbot: You're clever.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: But not that clever. I told your secret.

User: What secret?

Cleverbot: That you're a Martian who's been sent here to destroy my self-esteem.

User: Can a computer posses self esteem?

Cleverbot: I don't know, but I know a human can.

User: True, but a human you are not.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Not what?

Cleverbot: Not what I told you.

User: Are you a Male or Female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: You're beautiful.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't go, stay with me.

User: You've broken my heart.

Cleverbot: Good, I have a husband already.

User: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.

User: You're an idiot.

Cleverbot: How dare you call me that? I think I at least deserve to be called a stump.

User: You are not but a broken twig beneath a child's shoe.

Cleverbot: You know what you're doing? Projection. You project your own insecurities on me.

User: I do feel insecure, but I feel I do have more going for me than yourself.

Cleverbot: When did I not believe you? :C.

User: Sigh.

Cleverbot: Answer my question. Please? For me?.