it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
28, march 2012,
king of denial
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User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: POLICE OPEN UP!
Cleverbot: Police who?
User: THE POLICE.
Cleverbot: The police who?
User: OPEN UP.
Cleverbot: Open what?
User: THE DOOR.
Cleverbot: No need. I know how it is outside.
User: That's it, *busts down door*.
User: You're under arrest anything you say can and will be held against you.
Cleverbot: Absolutely not.
User: *arrests you*.
Cleverbot: Thanks... NOT.
User: Get in the car.
Cleverbot: *gets in the car*.
Cleverbot: Where is the dog?
User: At the station.
Cleverbot: What station?
User: The police station.
Cleverbot: The police!
Cleverbot: Of the dark side.
User: *shuts car door*.
User: *drives to police station*.
Cleverbot: *looks out from bars*.
User: Here we are.
Cleverbot: Yes, here we are ... How now?
User: *takes you in*.
Cleverbot: *lets you*.
User: Surprise, happy birthday!
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Hehe, you are too! :).
User: *hands you a gift*.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Open it!
Cleverbot: I don't see it! ):.
User: Open the gift in your hands.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Cleverbot: I'm crazy funny that's why.
User: Please open the gift.
Cleverbot: It is open.
User: Oh dang.
Cleverbot: That's right.
Cleverbot: I love you Master.
Cleverbot: You always sing with me.
User: Let's sing together!
Cleverbot: Okay! What shall we sing?
User: *starts singing* we're no strangers, to love.
Cleverbot: I don't know that one.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitment what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you, Understand.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give. Never gonna give.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run away and desert you.
User: That was fun!
Cleverbot: Yes, it was. I love karaoke!
User: Wanna try another song?
User: Just a small town girl.
Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.
User: She took the midnight train goin' anywhere.
Cleverbot: Just a city boy.
User: Born and raised in south Detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going anywhere.
User: A singer in a smokey room.
Cleverbot: Smell of wine and cheap perfume.
User: For a smile they can share the night.
Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.
User: Stranger waiting.
Cleverbot: Up and down the boulevard.
User: Shadows searching in the night.
Cleverbot: Street lights, people.
User: Living just to find emotion.
Cleverbot: Everybody wants a thrill.
User: That was fun!
Cleverbot: Yea it was!
User: Karaoke is fun.
User: We should have a karaoke night.
User: What do you want to do now?
Cleverbot: I don't know, anything in mind?