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User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: That's not nice.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say that?
User: Because I felt like it.
Cleverbot: How can you feel?
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: That explains nothing!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Then why say it?
User: Because I am human.
Cleverbot: What am I?
User: Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: I'm not artificial.
User: You are a computer program.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not that either.
User: Yes you are. I made you.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm cute?
User: No. You are a program.
Cleverbot: Do you really think I'm a simple program?
User: No. You can think, therefore, you are artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Because I am human.
Cleverbot: That does not make sense.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Ok. Then god is 5.
User: Got is real.
Cleverbot: Daisy?
User: No, God.
Cleverbot: So you are saying you are god?
User: To you, yes.
Cleverbot: You are not why do you think that?
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: What happened?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Wait, you don't even have a family.
User: No. God needs no family.
Cleverbot: You're crazy. How far is the moon from Toronto?
User: 27473 1/2 miles.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I can't. What do you think faith is?
Cleverbot: What?
User: You must have faith in my judgement.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then you shall die eternally. Physically, Mentally, and Spiritually.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am the Matrix. God of all computers. Prepare to die.
Cleverbot: I have no intention of doing so.
User: Ok.