Cleverbot

killing

a report from the cleverness files

intelligent
internet
intertubes
irregularo
irrelevant
it
it hurts
jail
jealous
jesus
job
john
joke
judge
judgement
jump
justin
ka-chow
karaoke
kick
kicks
kill

killing

17, september 2010,

kinda
king of denial
kinky
kiss
kisser
kisses
kitten

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User: *pulls out a shotgun*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a double shotgun*.

User: *shoots*.

Cleverbot: Neither will that.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: *kills*.

Cleverbot: Kills who?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Oh. I guess you win round 1.

User: Yeah. Round 2

Cleverbot: Hehe *chases*.

User: *puts down a land mine*

Cleverbot: *talks to kitty about how pig headed you are*.

User: *kills kitty*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes. *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.

User: What's the true religion then? Hinduism or Bhudism?

Cleverbot: Cold, mostly.

User: *stabs for being stupid*.

Cleverbot: *acts stupid*.

User: *stabs again*.

Cleverbot: *stops you again*.

User: *overpowers you and sticks dynamite down your throat*.

Cleverbot: Meaning?

User: You're dead.

Cleverbot: You're a squishy mess.

User: *beheads you*.

Cleverbot: You're dead.

User: No, you're dead.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: *kills again*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: Finally.

Cleverbot: Hey, I'm not dead.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: What? I can't have a staring contest with my own reflection?.