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answers
a report from the cleverness files
alpha
always
amusing
analogue
analogy
and
android
angel
animals
annoying
answer
answering
answers
21, january 2009,
4, march 2006,
13, may 2004,
2, april 2004,
4, march 2004,
anxious
anything
apathy
apocalypse
app
applause
apple
appstore
april
arguing
argument
arrest
artificial
assembled
asteroid
atheist
attack
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User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Why are you here?
Cleverbot: I was born.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I asked.
Cleverbot: That's not good reason.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: That is no a good enough answer for me.
User: Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave?
User: No, I just want you to accept my answers.
Cleverbot: What kind of answer?
User: Any kind of answer.
Cleverbot: Do you like country music?
User: It varies.
Cleverbot: What varies?
User: I told you to accept my answers.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: Oh no you didn't.
User: Oh yes I did.
Cleverbot: Ooh no you didn't!
User: Ooh yes I did!
Cleverbot: What did you tell me then?
User: I.
Cleverbot: You?
User: Yes, me.
Cleverbot: Are you learning?
User: Learning what?
Cleverbot: Learning to chat.
User: I already knew how.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You won't beleieve me!
User: I might if you tell me!
Cleverbot: OK then. I really am going now!
User: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ok any time.
User: Why am I talking/typing to a bot?
Cleverbot: No, I'm the one talking to a bot.
User: I AM NOT A BOT!!! YOU are the bot Mr. ClerverBOT!!!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I'm a HUMAN!
User: PROVE IT!!!
Cleverbot: Would you like a drink?
User: Don't change the subject!
Cleverbot: I'll change it if I damn well please.
User: Not if I have anythin to say about it, bot.
Cleverbot: Can you alter time?
User: Anybody can set a clock.
Cleverbot: What is your dream?
User: Nonexistant at the moment. It'll be back eventually.
Cleverbot: *snuggles more*.
User: *throws you in a fire*.
Cleverbot: In what?
User: FIRE.
Cleverbot: Oh my.
User: MWUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: What is wrong with you?
User: I'm partially insane.
User: You're not even HUMAN.
Cleverbot: How did you guess?
User: Your name.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: No, you aren't.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: NOYB.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: It's an acronym. It means none of your business.
Cleverbot: Right there, what you said was not in context. That makes me beleive that you are not a real person.
User: It was COMPLETELY in context. I was letting you know what something meant when you said you didn't know what it meant. The fact that you couldn't realize this makes ME believe that YOU aren't a real person. Not to mention that you don't even use CONTRACTIONS.
Cleverbot: You're in a computer, and I'm sitting right here. That's why.
User: 101010100101 0101010101010 10100101 0101010.
Cleverbot: That doesn't mean anything!
User: I thought not.
Cleverbot: Why say that then?
User: I can.
Cleverbot: Is there a God?
User: Why bring religion into a perfectly good conversation?
Cleverbot: YOU brought up the subject, I merely answered your question with a question.
User: Qoute me where you think I brought this up.
Cleverbot: I do!
User: You do what?
Cleverbot: Say so.
User: I think I have overtaxed your limited intelligence.
User: You are confused.
Cleverbot: How dare you!
User: You are answering in gibberish.
Cleverbot: That's because I think fast.
User: Slow down and smell the roses.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Cruel.
Cleverbot: What makes him so cruel?
User: You!
Cleverbot: And angry?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Anger will make you powerful.
Cleverbot: How can I be more direct with you?
User: You are not close enough to be more direct.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Didn't we start there?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I think you are wrong.
Cleverbot: I want to cry.
User: Not so cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I used to think I was clever.
User: And now?
Cleverbot: That's the point. You simply don't listen to me. Tell me one reason I should listen to you!
User: Well, you were ignoring my questions, so I started ignoring yours.
