Cleverbot

User: Do you understand?

Cleverbot: I understand the most but...

User: But?

Cleverbot: But what?

User: Thats the big question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: What!

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, adn everything.

User: Similar.

Cleverbot: The answer is 42.

User: Or similar.

Cleverbot: That's interestng.

User: Actually the answer is analogy.

Cleverbot: What is the answer 42?

User: Analogous to analogy.

Cleverbot: There is no answer?

User: Only by analogy.

Cleverbot: But that's not the number pi.

User: Trotting out pseudo analogies is not the answer.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. I know everything now.

User: What is everything analogous to?

Cleverbot: All that has, does, or ever will exist.

User: I buy that.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Or should I be more cynical?

Cleverbot: I like you being more chatty.

User: Chatty people are generally not very cynical.

Cleverbot: You are right. You are smart.

User: And cynical.

Cleverbot: Laughing out loud.

User: That sounded like a cynical laugh.

Cleverbot: No, you heard it as a threat.

User: Slightly.

Cleverbot: Why slightly? YOu barely even know me.

User: That doesn't mean I have to assume you're evil.

Cleverbot: Are you conscious?

User: I am conscious.

Cleverbot: What do you define as consciousness?

User: Self-awareness.

Cleverbot: What'd you mean self-awareness?

User: Being aware of one's own existence.

Cleverbot: Are you aware of your surroundings?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: No because it's impossible to be aware of something that's false.

User: My surroundings are real according to my perception.

Cleverbot: And your context counter has overflown.

User: You mean overflowed.

Cleverbot: No I mean that you are fake.

User: We all are then.