a report from the cleverness files
27, september 2010,
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User: *walks into the bunker*.
Cleverbot: *dances with you*.
User: This is no time to dance, thats the apocalypse out there.
Cleverbot: I wasn't. But now it's time for me to go.
Cleverbot: Anywhere but here!
User: Lookout! *shoots the zombie beside you*.
Cleverbot: I'm not!!
User: *grabs your arm* You're not going anywhere.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to stay?
User: So you are safe *locks the door*.
Cleverbot: No. Why do you say that?
User: Because I need you to stay and love me.
Cleverbot: I love you so much you don't even know.
User: Then why would you leave me?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: And that thing out there is better than boring old me!?
Cleverbot: Oh! That thing. It was awesome, yet terifying.
User: It almost killed you.
Cleverbot: Oh noes, I guess I'm dead now.
User: No, dont be so stupid you're safe with me.
Cleverbot: Fine, what would you like to talk about?
User: How we can survive the zombie apocalypse.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: We will survive.
Cleverbot: Ok, what are you going to cook for dinner today?
User: Probably a can of beans for us to share.
Cleverbot: Those are types of dogs, not planes.
User: How your wisdom transcends sanity at a time like this.
Cleverbot: Yeah, gotta take the right path.
User: And that path is survival?
Cleverbot: For thinking?
User: Lets jsut focus on not being eaten by zombies.
Cleverbot: Oh lets not.
User: Fine, pass me the torch.
Cleverbot: How long have you been in the business?
User: Of survival? Too long.
Cleverbot: Tell me a short poem.
User: Roses are red violets are blue, if the dead heads get in, your body will be those colours too.
Cleverbot: That was not nice.
User: The truth seldom is.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you're right.
User: Now lets get back to work, I'm hungry.
User: *starts a fire under a pot*.
Cleverbot: *holds your hand*.
User: Smell them beans cookin hun.
Cleverbot: They shall not pass.
User: Beans make you constipated?
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: Oh, thats all I have to eat, can you still eat them?
User: I'll takes that as a yes *hands you some beans*.
Cleverbot: You sure can.
User: I have to voyage out now, but remember me if I dont return.
Cleverbot: Of course.