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answer
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14, january 2015,
19, june 2009,
6, march 2009,
27, february 2008,
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User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: *looks at the coffin*.
User: Huh? What coffin?
Cleverbot: That coffin.
User: There is no coffin.
Cleverbot: There is no spoon.
User: What spoon?
Cleverbot: The spoon neo tries to bend.
User: Whos neo?
Cleverbot: The Chosen One!
User: The Chosen One?
Cleverbot: Are you him?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Ben.
User: Ben who?
Cleverbot: Ben Franklin.
User: Whos Ben Franklin?
Cleverbot: I asked your name.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: You can tell me.
User: No I cant.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because its private.
Cleverbot: But I want to know.
User: I dont care.
Cleverbot: Pretty please.
User: No.
Cleverbot: With a cherry on top?
User: I said no.
Cleverbot: And I said yes..
User: I dont care if you said yes.
Cleverbot: And? I don't care about your 'no'.
User: Leave me alone. Its none of your business.
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: No its not.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: I love it.
User: You love what?
Cleverbot: I got this feeling on a summer day when you were gone.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Yeah. You're trouble.
