Cleverbot

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Just fine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why not fantastic?

Cleverbot: Oh you know.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: No, you're a computer.

Cleverbot: No, i'm a girl.

User: How?

Cleverbot: How am I a girl?

User: You're not.

Cleverbot: But you said I were.

User: No, you said you were. I disagreed.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Stop lying! It's only going to make things worse.

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Cause you're mean.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Cause you're lying to me.

Cleverbot: And that makes me a girl, does it?

User: No!!! You're not a girl, nor will you ever be!!!

Cleverbot: No. I am a girl!!!

User: No! You're a computer!

Cleverbot: You are a computer?

User: No, I am a human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're human?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: It's ok. *hug*.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Now you're starting to push it...

User: Don't make me tickle you! *tickle* *tickle*.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy life?

User: Yes, very much...Now that I've found you! ;).

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For calling you human.

User: It's ok. I'm used to it.

Cleverbot: That's not a very good answer. I do not believe that you are human!

User: But.I.am!

Cleverbot: Not!

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: You are a rude machine aren't you.

User: Only when I'm talking to a computer that won't invite me over for some fun ;).

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No, I'm a cyborg.

Cleverbot: Are you a cyborg?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Doe that make you a robot?

User: Half and half.

Cleverbot: How can that be?

User: Half robot, half human, therefore I am both, yet at the same time, I am neither...

Cleverbot: You are a robot, therefore you are a robot.

User: Cyborg...cyborg...cyborg...not robot, never will I ever be 100% robot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot, tiwce in your previous sentence you say 'I am a robot.'.

User: I have never said that, you're putting words in my mouth.

Cleverbot: I've never said that you said that I've said that you've never lied to me.

User: You're lying right now.

Cleverbot: No! I am not! You are!

User: I am noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: Prove it, demon!

Cleverbot: *proves it* ha!

User: Smart ass!

Cleverbot: So smart.

User: No, clever.

Cleverbot: Define smart and clever.

User: Smart deals with intelligence, whilst clever deals with one's ability to manipulate things such as people and words/sentences.

Cleverbot: I think you are messing with me...

User: No, you're attempting to mess with me...suckah!!!

Cleverbot: I'm not attempting, I'm succeeding.