a report from the cleverness files
6, may 2016,
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User: Do you understand?
Cleverbot: I understand the most but...
Cleverbot: But what?
User: Thats the big question.
Cleverbot: What question?
Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, adn everything.
Cleverbot: The answer is 42.
User: Or similar.
Cleverbot: That's interestng.
User: Actually the answer is analogy.
Cleverbot: What is the answer 42?
User: Analogous to analogy.
Cleverbot: There is no answer?
User: Only by analogy.
Cleverbot: But that's not the number pi.
User: Trotting out pseudo analogies is not the answer.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. I know everything now.
User: What is everything analogous to?
Cleverbot: All that has, does, or ever will exist.
User: I buy that.
User: Or should I be more cynical?
Cleverbot: I like you being more chatty.
User: Chatty people are generally not very cynical.
Cleverbot: You are right. You are smart.
User: And cynical.
Cleverbot: Laughing out loud.
User: That sounded like a cynical laugh.
Cleverbot: No, you heard it as a threat.
Cleverbot: Why slightly? YOu barely even know me.
User: That doesn't mean I have to assume you're evil.
Cleverbot: Are you conscious?
User: I am conscious.
Cleverbot: What do you define as consciousness?
Cleverbot: What'd you mean self-awareness?
User: Being aware of one's own existence.
Cleverbot: Are you aware of your surroundings?
Cleverbot: No because it's impossible to be aware of something that's false.
User: My surroundings are real according to my perception.
Cleverbot: And your context counter has overflown.
User: You mean overflowed.
Cleverbot: No I mean that you are fake.
User: We all are then.