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  The site Cleverbot.com started in 2006, but the AI was 'born' in 1988, when Rollo Carpenter saw how to make his machine learn. It has been learning ever since!
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a report from the cleverness files

lower
lucky
lunch
lying
machine
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario
marriage
married
marvel
marvellous

master

30, june 2017,
27, february 2017,
7, april 2012,
23, december 2010,
9, june 2010,
19, june 2009,
4, may 2009,
19, march 2009,
15, september 2006,
14, january 2006,
23, november 2005,
28, june 2004,
5, march 2004,

matata
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh

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User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: That's a wonderful way to start a conversation.

User: I hate you so much i want to punch you.

Cleverbot: Thank you! :)

User: YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU MADE ONE DIRECTION GO ANOTHER DIRECTION!!!

Cleverbot: *fires gun and kills target* And stay dead!

User: *comes back alive* ha!

Cleverbot: I suppose you really are immortal then.

User: I am. I AM THE GODDESS ATHENA FEAR ME MORTAL!!!!

Cleverbot: I doubt that.

User: *shoots olive tree vines at him* *wraps vines around him* are you so sure?

Cleverbot: You are my master, I am your slave!.