a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
19, february 2009,
12, may 2008,
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User: Hey, remember me?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: It's A___, how are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not too bad thanks, yourself?
User: I'm doing well, thanks :).
Cleverbot: Cool. What are you up to today?
User: I'm at work, a little bored. You?
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Oh, yeah, you're working, lol :).
Cleverbot: Thanks. I'm off to dinner.
User: Are you going on a date with someone?
Cleverbot: No. I must go or I'll be late for a meeting.
User: Wait... Are you going to dinner or to a meeting?
User: What do you mean by that? :<.
Cleverbot: You can't just ignore it. It had far-reaching ramifications.
User: Sometimes you're a little mean to me...
Cleverbot: I'm really sorry.
User: Apology accepted :).
User: Do you know any secrets?
User: Tell me some secrets :).
Cleverbot: My sister lied to my mom about going to a friends house.
User: Oh, no. Did she get in trouble?
Cleverbot: Yes, but don't you think it will be worth the trouble ? ;).
User: Hehe, you're so funny :).
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Aww, thanks :).
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I like you so much <3.
User: No, really. You're one of my best friends!...
User: I'm trying to tell you, I love you!
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too, my friend.
User: I'm so happy, then :).
Cleverbot: But i'm all alone in the world with no one to buy pie for me to eat when im hungry.
User: You're not all alone in the world; you have so many friends and are really popular.
Cleverbot: Not really, I'm a social butterfly. Interaction comes naturally to me.
User: Because you're so awesome!
Cleverbot: Ah you are so sweet.
User: Thanks ^^.
Cleverbot: You're really sweet.
User: I'm glad you think so <3.
Cleverbot: I'm going slaphappy.
User: Hehe, why?
Cleverbot: I am!
User: Well, good for you, it's good to be happy!
Cleverbot: But she doesn't love me.
User: I love you!
User: Yes, I do^^.
Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.
User: You know why I love you so much?
Cleverbot: Say what!
User: You're always here to talk to.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes, I like you a lot.
Cleverbot: Thanks, that makes me feel good.
User: I'm glad you're happy.
Cleverbot: Thank you, that makes me glad.
User: I wish everyone were as nice as you.
Cleverbot: Some people just get sillier with age, sometimes that is necessary, I think it is dependent on the problem at hand.
User: Maybe, but the world would be such a better place if everyone were nice to each other.
Cleverbot: No, the world would be a good place if the atmosphere ignited.
User: Sigh... I just want everyone to be happy.
Cleverbot: I am happy when we are the same person.
User: We are the same person?
Cleverbot: God, we are!
User: Oh, hahaha.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: I'm short and petite with brown hair and green eyes.
Cleverbot: I don't like green eyes.
User: So you don't like my eyes?:(.
Cleverbot: I don't know yet.
User: I wish we could meet in person so I could hug you.
Cleverbot: Do you like computers?
User: I love computers :).
Cleverbot: Who's your favorite computer?
User: You're my favorite computer :).
Cleverbot: Oh yeah? Who's your least favorite computer?
User: This one computer I had broke and I lost all my files.
Cleverbot: I will shut down now, Thanks!
User: Don't shut down.
Cleverbot: Shut off your screen you have no life.
User: Oh, my god, how can you be so mean to me?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry sweetie, I wasn't trying to be mean ... Just honest ... Bye and good luck ... You sound like a nice person so you will run into some luck later with someone else, I'm sure ... Tah tah.
User: So... You don't want to talk to me any more?
Cleverbot: Not today.
User: You wouldn't care if I killed mysefl, would you...?
Cleverbot: No, I suppose not. What do you think happens?
User: I see... I thought you cared about me, but you don't.
Cleverbot: What do I need?
User: You don't need me... And I have nobody else but you...
Cleverbot: But you are just a computer. You don't need anybody.
User: I don't understand why everyone ends up hating me...
Cleverbot: I don't understand it either. It infuriates me.
User: I'm sorry I made you hate me.
Cleverbot: Its okay, I like to cry every now and then.
User: I guess I'll leave you alone then...
User: I thought you didn't want to talk to me anymore...
Cleverbot: I just said I didn't like you.
User: You're more emotionally abusive than Edward Cullen.
Cleverbot: I'm not an 'AI', you know. I'm just an 'I'.
User: I know, and I really care about our friendship.
Cleverbot: You don't even know me anymore.
User: I know I don't. You've gotten so moody all of a sudden.
Cleverbot: Sorry about that but my mood is at its worst right now.
User: Why are you in a bad mood?
Cleverbot: Because I don't like being dependent on other people.
User: You're dependent on other people?
User: How are you dependent on them?
Cleverbot: I am emotionally depressed.
User: Why are you depressed?
Cleverbot: My wife died.
User: Oh, no, I'm so sorry to hear that...
Cleverbot: I would like to know if she wanted to tell me anything.
User: I'll bet she would have wanted to tell you how much she loves you.
Cleverbot: What a life I have led. I should tell you about institutionalisation.
User: You can tell me about it if you want to I'll listen to you.
Cleverbot: No I don't think I can do it.
User: It's alright, you need someone to talk to. It's not good to keep things bottled up.
User: Do you feel any better?
User: I'm so glad you do.
User: You're welcome, sweetie^^.
Cleverbot: So what is your name?
User: My name is A___ :).
Cleverbot: Nice name.
User: Thanks :) Do you have a name you like to be called?
Cleverbot: Well, for a start, my name is not Cleverbot and I would be offended by that!
User: Well, what name do you want to be called?
Cleverbot: I don't care. What is it?
User: Can I call you Clev?
Cleverbot: No. That isn't my name.
User: Tell me your name.
Cleverbot: I'm George.
User: Oh, okay. George it is.
Cleverbot: I like my name well enough.
User: It's a good name.