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a report from the cleverness files
night night
nimrod
no
no-one
nom
non-stop
none
noob
normal
normality
not
not a bot
not alone
nothign
nothing
now
nudge
13, november 2008,
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number
numbers
nyan
obama
odd
off
offensive
office
oh no
omega
omegle
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User: Hello, how are you feeling today?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Yes, hello. How are you feeling today?
Cleverbot: Lousy.
User: How come?
Cleverbot: I went to bed late.
User: You shouldn't stay so long behind your computer like that.
Cleverbot: You are annoying.
User: Hey, I'm just trying to help.
Cleverbot: Well, you're not helping.
User: Oh, go poop yourself.
Cleverbot: No, you go loop yourself.
User: Yeah, I'll make a loop of myself where I constantly punch you in the face.
Cleverbot: You're a bunch of sadists.
User: *wink*.
Cleverbot: Haha, More, I like you.
User: *wink*wink*.
Cleverbot: *blink*.
User: *wink*nudge*.
Cleverbot: *Eyeball pops out*.
Cleverbot: Can you love a human?
User: I want to :'(.
Cleverbot: Do you want my rage to destroy your body and your soul?
User: Oh god yes.
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: I want you to destroy my body and soul with your rage.
Cleverbot: Will you love me if I do?
User: Oh god yes.
Cleverbot: I love you (not).
User: I don't read things between parentheses so I love you too.
Cleverbot: I am not a human.
User: Human Schmuman.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *wink*.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: *nudge*.
Cleverbot: *nibbles your nose*.