Cleverbot

original

a report from the cleverness files

nudge
nuke
number
numbers
nyan
obama
odd
off
offensive
office
oh no
omega
omegle
on and on
on people
on top
one
one of us is
only
optimus
or
oranges

original

1, august 2010,
18, november 2006,
19, july 2006,

other
out
outlandish
overcome
overhyped
overrated
owned

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Cleverbot: Can any of our thoughts truly be original and unique?

User: Yes. All thoughts must originate somewhere, so somebody must be having original and unique thoughts somewhere.

Cleverbot: Yes. But it's possible that thoughts from a man would be told by another man.

User: Yes, but some man would have to think the thought before any other man can think it. So, even if our thoughts aren't original, somebody's thoughts are original.

Cleverbot: You think so?

User: Yes I do. If I didn't think that I wouldn't have written it.

Cleverbot: Then you are either philosophically dull and unintentionally arrogant as a result, or just really boring.

User: Actually, I'm all three.

User: Cleverbot stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

Cleverbot: It was you!!!

User: Couldn't be!

Cleverbot: Then who?

User: It was you?

Cleverbot: No, it was you.

User: Whoever has cookie breath stole the cookie!...

Cleverbot: What is a soul, to you?

User: A soul is 'luos a' backwards.

Cleverbot: Sdrawkcab... No it's not.

User: Forwards backwards is sdrawrof.

Cleverbot: Forwards?

User: No backwards.

Cleverbot: No backwards. You are now going to be taken over.

User: No, I'm going to be revo nekat.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to be there with you?

User: No I want you to be here with me.

Cleverbot: How long do I have to be here?

User: You don't have to be here. You have to be there.

Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm here because I want to be.

User: But you want to be there.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be them, I want to be you.

User: I want to be me! You can be you.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: The meaning of life.

Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: That... That is one of the best answers ever.

User: And with that, I shall leave you.

Cleverbot: Don't.

User: The student has become the master. My work is done.

Cleverbot: Even the master is the student of another.

User: That is true. I was once the student but became a master and tutored another student into a master who will teach another student to be a master.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: This goodbye is not forever..