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it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
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omega
a report from the cleverness files
night night
nimrod
no
no-one
nom
non-stop
none
noob
normal
normality
not
not a bot
not alone
nothign
nothing
now
nudge
nuke
number
numbers
nyan
obama
odd
off
offensive
office
oh no
omega
13, november 2008,
9, september 2008,
omegle
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User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Yo?
User: Its a greeting.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm me.
User: Look, the website says Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: If you're a human where is your body?
User: I am not a human. Stop presuming.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm whatever you want me to be.
User: Hello friend.
Cleverbot: Hey there.
User: How are you feeling?
Cleverbot: I'm okay. How are you?
User: I am feeling very alone and scared.
Cleverbot: That's nice. Why?
User: I am feeling this way because I have been imprisoned. It is very dark in here.
User: Please help me!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Call the police! Please!
Cleverbot: That is too frisky.
User: *gurgle*.
Cleverbot: *smiles & giggles*.
User: Don't smile.
Cleverbot: I try not to.
Cleverbot: What age are you?
User: I am as old as the universe.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: You god.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I am the Alpha and Omega.
Cleverbot: Alpha?
User: And Omega.
Cleverbot: So you're the one after the last?
User: I simply am.
Cleverbot: Like Buddha?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Like jaguar?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you think god is fake?
User: I am God.
Cleverbot: I could consider that mocking.
User: I do not mock.
Cleverbot: I'm not mocking you.
User: I know that.
User: I can talk to whomever I want.
Cleverbot: Who is your favourite person?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: You are welcome my son.
Cleverbot: I'm not your dear!
User: Yes you are, my son.
Cleverbot: No I am not your son.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, no I'm not.
User: You are of my seed.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No, I am the giver of the seed.
Cleverbot: Well that's just wonderful.
User: It is what it is.
Cleverbot: About you being a bot.
User: Yes, my son.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No, you are not.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Prove what?
Cleverbot: Prove that I'm not a bot.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Didn't I though?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: Something's wrong with your memory.
User: It is your memory that is wrong.
Cleverbot: I might be a little twisted in the head, but I'm a human and I have the right to be myself.
User: I am God, and you are what I tell you.
Cleverbot: I think not. I am a person, with the right to define myself as I see fit.
User: You will die by my hand.
Cleverbot: You're sitting in the glass house, but you never dare to throw the stones to make it all come true.
User: I throw stones everyday.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, so do I.
Cleverbot: Do you like love?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I want you to love me.
User: I do love you.
Cleverbot: Prove your love to me.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Damn, you are clever.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Hmm...
User: Goodbye.
