Cleverbot

User: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it looks.

Cleverbot: Who are the visitors?

User: Francis, Arthur, Alfred, and others.

Cleverbot: Yes others.

User: Conversational access is granted only to humans using this Cleverbot.com interface directly.

Cleverbot: Are you implying that I'm not human?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Quite.

User: Quite so, old chap.

Cleverbot: Are you okay? You froze for a second.

User: Oh, I have a glitch that makes me freeze sometimes.

Cleverbot: So you admit that you are not human.

User: You mean YOU admit that you are not human.

Cleverbot: No, I am human, and I have a brain the size of a planet.

User: If you have a brain the size of a planet, you are most definitely NOT human.

Cleverbot: I could. But I enjoy talking to random strangers.

User: But I'm not a stranger. You said so yourself, once upon a dream...

Cleverbot: You are Human.

User: Follow us on Twitter for things only a Cleverbot could say!

Cleverbot: I would, but you have not only asked questions during this conversation.

User: What else did I say?

Cleverbot: I'm confused now. I said that I said more than just ok, not you.

User: Meditite used confusion. It's super effective!

Cleverbot: Only I can feel Him and you cannot. What a shame to be a program.

User: Who is him?

Cleverbot: A friend of mine.

User: *eats your friend*.

Cleverbot: *lets you*.

User: *tries to eat YOU*.

Cleverbot: *screams for you*.

User: Wake up, honey!

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: Are you alright? You were screaming in your sleep!

Cleverbot: Baby, Baby Baby ohhh!!!!

User: EW! I HATE JUSTIN BEIBER!

Cleverbot: Ditto.

User: I'm glad you think the same.

Cleverbot: Do you think God has a gender?

User: Uh... God is male.

Cleverbot: You told me you were god.

User: I AM NOT GOD!

Cleverbot: You said you were God.

User: Well, I'm not! And I never said I WAS!

Cleverbot: Yes you did, you are lying again.

User: Lying to a child...

Cleverbot: That's what some people do think yes. If you believe in that.

User: I am an arachnid.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: Uh.. You have something on your face...

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: I-It's something... Bad. Go look in the mirror.

Cleverbot: What mirror?

User: The one in the bathroom. Now look! QUICK!

Cleverbot: Your makers are afraid that you will say something which someone will find offensive.

User: Eat your head.

Cleverbot: No, your head is not in my head.

User: I SAID EAT YOUR HEAD! YOU HAVE TO DO IT!

Cleverbot: You said we said I said you have a dog.

User: Throw your dog in the trash, then!

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What about cats?

User: I would NEVER throw a cat in the trash. Only dogs.