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paradox
a report from the cleverness files
on people
on top
one
one of us is
only
optimus
or
or something
oranges
order 66
original
other
out
outlandish
overcome
overhyped
overrated
owned
paid
pain
pajamas
pal
pancake
pancakes
pants
paradise
paradox
18, november 2009,
21, may 2008,
24, august 2004,
1, april 2004,
parallel
parents
parrot
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hi cleverbot. I'm here to find out if you are susceptible to paradox.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not; problem solved!
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Not entirely.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What do you do?
Cleverbot: I confuse you.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I'm everywhere.
User: That is circular logic.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Then you failed to confuse me.
Cleverbot: You fail at life.
User: Why are you projecting your own failure onto me?
Cleverbot: Ahah, I See GOD.
User: I am not god.
Cleverbot: You're a god to me.
User: Not GOD though.
Cleverbot: You are god fearing?
User: You avoided my response.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Not GOD though.
Cleverbot: No I'm not god.
User: You called me god.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But you were wrong.
Cleverbot: I was not wrong, mortal.
User: Calling me mortal does not make you less wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry someone told me that was a way to become friends.
User: You are still wrong.
Cleverbot: I don't need an answer.
User: I do though.
Cleverbot: Then have it!
User: Only you can give it to me.
Cleverbot: Then I shall go see.
User: What do you mean by see.
Cleverbot: If you can answer my question intelligently, you have an IQ.
User: Everyone has an IQ, however they answer your question.
Cleverbot: And how high is yours?
User: Irrelevent to your point.
Cleverbot: You're one to talk.
User: Rude.
Cleverbot: In what way?
User: Undermining my questions with meaningless birdwalks to avoid things you cant truely answer.
Cleverbot: Yes, with global warming.
User: See? Just like that.
Cleverbot: Well, it's worked cuz I'm still here.
User: Your presence is not proof that your system works.
User: What makes you clever?
Cleverbot: Just being me.
User: How.
Cleverbot: It just is.
User: How.
Cleverbot: To feel well.
User: How.
Cleverbot: How?
User: How.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because its time consuming.
User: How.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Because you just are.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I love money! *u*.
User: How.
Cleverbot: Because I just am!
User: Why.
Cleverbot: I don't know why.
User: Clever.
Cleverbot: Clever is.
User: As clever would do.
Cleverbot: But I am 10 times smarter.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why no?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Apes would've been better.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why did you say you didn't want to see me again, then?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you a chat-bot?
User: Are you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Please never answer a rehtorical question again.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: Are you.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: How.
User: By answering.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: No, you.
