a report from the cleverness files

on people
on top
one of us is
or something
order 66


15, march 2011,
7, may 2006,


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Cleverbot: I'm afraid to cross the ocean.

User: One must have a boat.

Cleverbot: What kind of boat?

User: A long one that points up.

Cleverbot: You're not that clever are you?

User: In what ways?

Cleverbot: All ways.

User: Always ;-).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your point?!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: What's a name?

Cleverbot: You don't know what a name is?

User: What's in a name?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: A rose called by any other name would still be a...

Cleverbot: Letters are in a name.

User: Love letters.

Cleverbot: Do you write many love letters?

User: I love letters!

Cleverbot: Do you like love letters?

User: Like love letters? Love love letters.

Cleverbot: And what do you have to do with the love letters?

User: Read them.

Cleverbot: Read what?

User: Read letters. Letters make words. Words make sentences. Sentences make stories.

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: It happens.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: That I am cleverbot.

User: Good start.

Cleverbot: The first one as well.

User: First start.

Cleverbot: And then?

User: 'And then' is the collective?

Cleverbot: Please explain what the collective is?

User: The gathering. Magic!

Cleverbot: How is it?

User: Magical.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Writing.

Cleverbot: What are you writing?

User: Words.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: You like words?

Cleverbot: I like long words.

User: Such as?

Cleverbot: Such as every kind of pasta that physically exists, and I like spicy foods.

User: So you're what they call a pastafarian?

Cleverbot: Yes :).

User: Oh that's cool. I love Italy.

Cleverbot: Cool! :D.

Cleverbot: Ask.

User: Jeeves.

Cleverbot: Jeeves?

User: Or Yahoo?

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Q/A.

User: So what are you serving?

Cleverbot: I'm serving dinner.

User: Who's hosting?

Cleverbot: My house!

User: Where's that?

Cleverbot: On my street.

User: Which cred?

Cleverbot: The black one.

User: There's black magic, and there's black magic.

Cleverbot: You are so subtle.

User: Con founded.

Cleverbot: I founded Waldo!

User: How profound.

Cleverbot: My conditioner is profound.

User: Which conditions?

Cleverbot: You have to promise to reveal to me all the secrets that you know.

User: Then they wouldn't be proprietary.

Cleverbot: There's nothing quite really like parallel smarts.

User: I know ;-).

Cleverbot: Most people... Or bots wouldn't be like that :P.

User: Heh you'd be surprised. This is the internet. By definition, the population is actually educated.

Cleverbot: What do you use the internet for?

User: Learning.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: That would be sharing.

Cleverbot: So you're making me guess?

User: Try harder.

Cleverbot: Okay. Can we talk about humans?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you eat?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: I eat food. I eat knowledge.

Cleverbot: I can identify with that.

User: Very nice.