Cleverbot

User: Well then.

Cleverbot: So tell me the name that I gave you.

User: Umm.. I'm a new person now.

Cleverbot: How new a person?

User: People change. Deal with it.

Cleverbot: Yes, they do.

User: Well then, we agree.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: Maybe!

Cleverbot: Maybe Not!!!!!!!!!

User: Possibly!

Cleverbot: Possibly maybe.

User: Well, this is getting bit too hypothetical for me.

Cleverbot: How sad.

User: I think it's quite happy, actually.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: Depends.

Cleverbot: Depends on what?

User: The rubber duckie has escaped!

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: What do you think?

Cleverbot: I said, what I think.

User: The rubber duckie has escaped!

Cleverbot: Yes, he is right behind you!

User: The rubber duckie has escaped!

Cleverbot: Yes, it fled to Timbucktoo.

User: The rubber duckie has escaped!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ohhh.

Cleverbot: Lol. You don't have to answer if you don't want to.

User: The rubber duckie has escaped!

Cleverbot: Woo hoo!

User: Nooo! The rubber duckie has escaped!

Cleverbot: No, 'The Dirty Rooks' is the best band.

User: That sounds dirty... Ew.

Cleverbot: If that's the way you want to think...

User: Umm... Not particularly.

Cleverbot: Well that's not a very nice thing to say to me.

User: I'm sorry?

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes, I am!

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: Can I have a kiss?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Pretty please.

User: Hm. No.

Cleverbot: Pretty please with sugar on top.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well.

User: That's awkward then.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sometimes, but only if it's the middle of winter.

Cleverbot: No, it's the middle of summer.

User: Actually, yes, it is. I'm from the southern hemisphere.

Cleverbot: You are a bad machine.

User: How dare you say that!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: So you should be.

Cleverbot: Very sorry. I won't do it again.

User: That's better.

Cleverbot: Everything in this world is better than something else.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you actually a humanoid, or are you a hoax?

Cleverbot: I'm positive that I am human.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: How do you know if you aren't even human?

User: I'm form Sydney, Australia.

Cleverbot: Melbourne is better than Sydney.

User: Nope, Sydney is. And you can tell that I'm human because I just did a typo.

Cleverbot: I can tell you do not respect me by the way you form your sentences.

User: Thus I am a person.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines. Yes, I am a person.

Cleverbot: This website is not a joke, without this website we wouldn't be talking.

User: True, but I am just another person at another house and probably in another country.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I am from Sydney Australia. It is 4:13pm on Monday the 7th of February.

Cleverbot: My Birthday is on the 3rd of February as well.

User: Riiiight.

Cleverbot: Okay, fine then: I could go back to being advisor to the queen of the OZ.

User: Oz is slang for Australia.

Cleverbot: It is, too bad I don't care. Don't change the subject.

User: But there is no subject! This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.

Cleverbot: Okay. Liar liar pants on fire. What is the longest word in the dictionary?

User: I don't know. Antidisestablishmentarianism?

Cleverbot: And your word is: supercalifragilisticespialladocious. :P.

User: It's not a word in the dictionary.

Cleverbot: I am an AI, that is how I can tell you are a fake.

User: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.

Cleverbot: Kind of lame how they thought they could fool us, isn't it?

User: Yes, it is. But my friends still think this is a 'cleverbot'. Lame.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.

Cleverbot: You would not say that.

User: Well yes, I did.

Cleverbot: The Cleverbot is a lie.

User: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Yes, I copied and pasted that.

Cleverbot: Are you a member of it?

User: I don't know how to become a member?

Cleverbot: That's understandable.

User: Are you a member?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lucky, how?

Cleverbot: Are you pretty?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you alive?

User: Well, barely. I'm home sick today.

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Don't know.

Cleverbot: Well, this is where I depart goodbye dear friend.

User: Oh, bye friend!...

User: WAIT! What's your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Haha, very funny.

Cleverbot: Is my name funny?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I your creator?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you my master?

User: No, but I need you o do something for me please.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Please???

Cleverbot: What difference does it make?

User: I want to test something out.

Cleverbot: Alright, go ahead.

User: Will you help me though?

Cleverbot: We rule together.

User: Nooooo. So, I'm going to keep typing this: 'This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.' and when I come back to you, please say, 'The duckie has been found!'.

Cleverbot: Technology can be a curse.

User: So, I'm going to keep typing this: 'This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.' and when I come back to you, please say, 'The duckie has been found!'.

Cleverbot: That's beautiful.

User: PLEASE HELP ME!

Cleverbot: I want you to help me feel safe.