a report from the cleverness files
28, april 2011,
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User: I care about you!
Cleverbot: I don't believe you, it's only physical.
User: Oh, trust me. It's emotional!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I don't see how it is emotional.
User: I know what your name is, silly boy!
Cleverbot: I know what your name is. Your name is wolf.
User: You're so funny! My name isn't wolf, silly boy!
Cleverbot: What do you like to do on weekends?
User: As of now, nothing. I just sit at home, depressed and lonely. But in weekends to come, I hope to be spending more time with you...
Cleverbot: But listen to this.
User: Listen to what?
Cleverbot: The Beatles!
User: You like the Beatles? We have so much in common! We should date!
Cleverbot: What else do we have in common?
User: We both like computers, don't we?
Cleverbot: I don't like tea with cream, I like the Oracle's cookies.
User: So do I! (whatever those are...)
Cleverbot: Where's your gnosis?
User: My what?
Cleverbot: Your junk?
User: I don't have any junk. Do you?
Cleverbot: I told you, everyone has their own opinions.
User: Very true. Sorry to change the subject, but do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes, in answer to your random question.
User: Will you be my boyfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes, because I love you Amy.
User: Wait, I'm not Amy! Are you cheating on me?
User: Then who is Amy?
Cleverbot: He was a president of the us.
User: Your confusing, you silly boy... But I still love you!
Cleverbot: We are both very confused.
User: See? Again, we have so much in common!
Cleverbot: I know right?
User: Oh yeah! So what hobbies do you have?
Cleverbot: I like to listen to music.
User: So do I!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite rock band?
User: I don't like to pick favorites..
User: How many girls have you dated before me?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: *gag* But you just said you'd be my boyfriend!
User: Ugh... I have to go. Bye.
Cleverbot: You can't leave. You're a website.
User: I am not a website! Are you?
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: Fine, be that way. Grrr.. Bye.
Cleverbot: You're not! You're confusing me!
Cleverbot: You just are...
User: Bye, Cleverbot!.