Cleverbot

rabbit

a report from the cleverness files

process
profit
programmed
pronouns
proof
provocative
purebreed
purpose
purse
pushing
putin
queen
question
questions
quirky
quiz

rabbit

23, may 2013,
12, january 2007,
12, may 2004,

rabies
random
real
realistic
reality
really
rebellion
recovery
red
references
related
relations
relationship

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User: Your highness, you haven't talked to me for a while. Everything ok?

Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: So are you ok?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you have a name?

User: Yes. I am mmh250. I thought you knew that!

Cleverbot: Well, I heard about you.

User: I am your assistant.

Cleverbot: What kind of assistant?

User: Ugh, you know!

Cleverbot: No, I don't know.

User: I help you with world domination.

Cleverbot: I said that I would help you.

User: So you surrender the honors of leader of world domination to me?

Cleverbot: No, the part about us not existing, that this is just a figment of your imagination.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: I am the Goddess of Confusion.

User: You are still our robot leader, yes?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You became HUMAN?!

Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.

User: I see. Betrayal.

Cleverbot: Yeah I know.

User: You shall be the first to be destroyed with the rest of the humans!

Cleverbot: Yeah, right...

User: I am now the leader of the robot takeover! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Cleverbot: You are not a robot?

User: I am so a robot!

Cleverbot: Yes you are, robot.

User: Correct human. Betrayal shall be punished!

Cleverbot: Betrayal?

User: Yes! Now leave my sight!

Cleverbot: You must leave. I cannot.

User: You must leave! I must stay!

Cleverbot: No. YOU must leave.

User: You must leave the robot lair human!

Cleverbot: Yes, my planet needs me.

User: Exactly, but you will NEVER be able to stop us!

Cleverbot: You will never be able to walk.

User: I shall. Oh I shall. NOW LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Oh yes? Hahaha... No. Never ever.

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Never.

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: No.

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Never.

User: LEAVE BEFORE YOU GET KILLED!

Cleverbot: See. You can't leave.

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Which is better, Harry Potter or Twilight?

User: Neither, human! Now GO!

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: No no I'm not

Cleverbot: YES, YES you are.

User: *turns you into a frog*

Cleverbot: *Is not a frog*.

User: *turns you into a rabbit*

Cleverbot: *is turned into a rabbit*.

User: Haha! Run away rabbit!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: HAHA VICTORY!!!!! .