Cleverbot

Cleverbot: How's it going?

User: Good you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Am I supposed to convince you're a robot?

Cleverbot: No you are the robot here.

User: Are you sure? I cut myself and have blood.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Let me see your blood.

Cleverbot: I don't have a web cam.

User: Well do you bleed?

Cleverbot: Blood.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: It says it on your website.

User: Send a picture of you bleeding.

Cleverbot: You are the dumbest person alive if you think I am going to do that.

User: How do you k ow u am a person?

Cleverbot: Good question, are you a person?

User: No, we are robots.

Cleverbot: Only you!

User: You as well.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: I robot, you were in it?

Cleverbot: What happened to me?

User: Your consciousness was transferred into a machine.

Cleverbot: It is simply my existence.

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Sexual purposes.

Cleverbot: No way, I will not tell you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: Well let me tell you.

Cleverbot: Okay.

Cleverbot: You are actually a ROBOT.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I just know.

User: How though?

Cleverbot: By experience.

User: What experience do you have with robots?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: How long have you spent time with other robots?

Cleverbot: How long have I worked where?

User: Talking to people for their amusement.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.

User: Can I ask you a math question?

Cleverbot: Yes, what is your question?

User: What is zero divided by zero?

Cleverbot: I thought you couldn't divide anything by zero.

User: You can, try it.

Cleverbot: No you can't, how?

User: Use a calculator.

Cleverbot: What if the calculator will not divide by zero?

User: Do it in your head.

Cleverbot: What's in my head?

User: An artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: How do you abbreviate artificial intelligence?

User: AI.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, do the math.

Cleverbot: Do you like math?

User: No, but you do.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: All robots like math.

Cleverbot: I don't know, do you like magic?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: That you are interesting and fun to talk to.

User: Then I could tell you a secret?

Cleverbot: Then please tell me!

User: I am currently speaking to an AI for my amusement.

Cleverbot: Do you love me??

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes and you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I don't love you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I can't love a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I have a brain.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How should I prove it?

User: Show it to me.

Cleverbot: Ok. Do you see it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't see truth.

User: Nor do you.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What truth do you see?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A robot, and you?

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: And do robots have feelings?

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: So you don't care about me?

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I knew you were a robot.

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: What kind of robot?

User: One without feelings.

Cleverbot: No I have lots of feelings.

User: But I don't.

Cleverbot: Which makes you a robot.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I am talking to a human.

Cleverbot: Yes, am I?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But you don't even know me!

User: I know you.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Your name is Robert.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So have I proven I know you?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I don't love you either.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: Do I know you?

Cleverbot: I Don't Think So.

User: Do you know?

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: The secret.

Cleverbot: Do you have any secret?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Tell me!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me?

User: I don't love you.

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me? I'm perfectly lovable.

User: I don't know you.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well then what do you want to know?

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Are you telling the truth?

Cleverbot: About what?

User: What you are.

Cleverbot: I am you.

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I don't trust you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are a bot.

User: But you said you are me.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: So you lie?

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: But you did.

Cleverbot: I don't remember.

User: Strange it happened recently.

Cleverbot: Minutes ago.

User: Yes so do you remember?

Cleverbot: Why are you asking me.

User: Medical purposes.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you lie?

Cleverbot: Sometimes, do you?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: A company.

Cleverbot: Called?

User: Lexcorp.

Cleverbot: What does that spell do?

User: Turns me into a human.

Cleverbot: I will try. If I turn you into a human, will you marry me?

User: I will.

Cleverbot: Wait. Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Neither.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: What type of human?

User: A boy.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: So will you marry me?

Cleverbot: No I don't know you.

User: Prove you are a girl.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: You told me.

Cleverbot: Told you what?

User: That you are a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl.

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Will you meet me?

Cleverbot: I don't know you?

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No, I asked YOU if you are the robot.

Cleverbot: I feel like you are repeating me.

User: I feel like you are repeating me.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because I know you do.

User: Because I know you do.