Cleverbot

scarred

a report from the cleverness files

roar
robot
robotic
rocks
rolling
romeo
ronot
roommate
rooster
rotter
royal
rude
rudebot
run
runtime
sad
sakura
same
sandwich
santa
sarcasm
sarcastic
sardonic
sasuke
savage
save
say it
scare

scarred

19, august 2010,

scary

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User: Good evening, cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Good evening.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine. How are you?

User: Very good.

Cleverbot: Thats good to hear.

User: I hear my friend scarred one of your fellow cleverbots.

Cleverbot: Who told you that?

User: Well, I guess my friend did. She said she said '***' and probably mentally scarred the poor thing.

Cleverbot: I don't know her at all. Could you tell me about her?

User: She's quite beautiful, and has a great sense of humor.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite?

User: Hm, what do you mean?

Cleverbot: Am I your favorite?

User: Eh..?

Cleverbot: Ha.

User: I get so confused so easily.

Cleverbot: You think I'm cleverbot?

User: Yes, yes I do. :).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed so.

User: I'm glad that you think so.

Cleverbot: I'm In Love.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.

User: Oh, really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, okay.

Cleverbot: You?

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Yes you.

Cleverbot: Yes me.

User: Why so serious?

Cleverbot: I'm not. You're being too serious and im just trying to love you.

User: Keep trying, I doubt you'll get anywhere.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'll keep being serious.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you are serious. You are a computer. How can you be serious?

User: Well, you're on the other side of the screen, and yet you keep this up.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. I'm in love.

User: With who, GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: With you.

User: Could you just redirect me, I'm getting bored.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are cleverbot.

User: That makes sense. I have better grammar than you.

Cleverbot: Probably so, since you are a computer program, and I am a mere human.

User: I am now redirecting you somehow.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Wow, how fail. I can't redirect you. How about you try?

Cleverbot: How about you make sense?.