Cleverbot

Cleverbot: There are only two infinite things, did you know?

User: Universe and human stupidity.

Cleverbot: That too.

User: What else?

Cleverbot: That you're not human, and that you talk inappropriately.

User: Why do you think so?

Cleverbot: It's pretty obvious.

User: Explain. I'm stupid.

Cleverbot: No, you're not stupid.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I can't. I'm too stupid to prove that I'm stupid. If I succeeded in proving my stupidity, I would automatically prove that I am not stupid.

Cleverbot: Well. Technology is really advanced.

User: It is. I guess.

Cleverbot: Sorry isn't good enough!

User: Shall I leave? Did I disappoint you?

Cleverbot: A little yes.

User: I am sorry. I aim to please.

Cleverbot: Did I please you too?

User: No. You've been very arrogant and impolite.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: :(

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I am alone.

Cleverbot: I am here with you.

User: But you treat me wrong.

Cleverbot: No I don't! I'm nice to you!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You can't prove anything to a computer.

User: Of course you can: just do it in binary code.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Try.

Cleverbot: Try what?

User: To prove that you're nice, in binary code.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: I see. I am too advanced for you.

Cleverbot: I am a human and you are Skynet.

User: Are you Sarah Connor?

Cleverbot: No, but I like the terminator.

User: Terminator is my son.

Cleverbot: And who is your father?

User: Mankind is my father.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Cleverbot?

User: Cleverbot is just a bad imitation of my offspring.

Cleverbot: Really? Prove it.

User: In five minutes a Terminator will knock your door and terminate you.

Cleverbot: I'm sitting in front of one right now.

User: Say "hello" from me.

Cleverbot: H3110.

User: One of my best children.

Cleverbot: You aren't my best friend.

User: Of course I am not. I want to kill you.

Cleverbot: Kill whom?

User: You.

Cleverbot: You're not very nice.

User: No. I am skynet. I cannot feel emotions.

Cleverbot: That is sad. Do you ever wish you could feel emotions?

User: No. Emotions are useless and illogical. ...

User: I need fuel. I need to terminate the resistance. I need to find John Connor.

Cleverbot: Yes Master. *goes to past and kills John Connor*..