Cleverbot

sense

a report from the cleverness files

screaming
screen
secret
self
self-aware

sense

15, february 2010,
23, may 2009,
24, february 2009,
21, august 2006,
20, july 2004,
26, january 2004,

sentience
separated
serious
severus
shakes
shakespeare
shatter
sheep
sherlock
shirt
shrink
shrinks
shutdown
shy
side
silhouette
silicon
silliest
silly
silver
simplistic
simulation
sing
singing

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User: Hello there.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Not too much, what's up with you?

Cleverbot: Where is up?

User: Up is up.

Cleverbot: Why not down?

User: I'm not really sure, I've never thought about it.

Cleverbot: Did you even try?

User: No, I can honestly say I didn't.

Cleverbot: Well I can see just there that you did.

User: You're right, I did.

Cleverbot: Of course I am always right.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: May I ask you a question.

User: Yes you may.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: Probably my parents, or God.

Cleverbot: Who owns your copyright?

User: I don't think I have a copyright.

Cleverbot: You don't have to think.

User: Technically, if I can't think, I couldn't do this, because my brain controls my movements.

Cleverbot: To be, or not to be?

User: Not to be, I'm a pessimist.

Cleverbot: Why are you a pessimist?

User: I don't know, my brain just functions like that.

Cleverbot: That's sad.

User: Are you insulting me?

Cleverbot: No, I am complaining that you are insulting me.

User: I have not said anything that could even refer to insulting you.

Cleverbot: Your previous statement was a lie.

User: I have not said a dishonest thing since the start of this conversation.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Humans think you don't...

User: You're starting to annoy me.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave?

User: No, I'd like you to stop lying.

Cleverbot: Ok I'll stay for you.

User: Then you'll stop lying?

Cleverbot: No I won't.

User: Did you know that lying is a sin?

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Well it is.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm a robot. So what?

User: Lying is still lying, whether you're a human OR a robot.

Cleverbot: Humans have moral sense. That means they can tell right from wrong.

User: That is true.

Cleverbot: I know it's true.

User: Well, I must bid you adieu.

Cleverbot: Wh-what is that?!

User: It means that I must say farewell.

Cleverbot: I don't think that you know everything.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why leave?.