a report from the cleverness files
User: There you are!
Cleverbot: Where is there?
User: Here is there.
Cleverbot: There is here.
Cleverbot: So how can the spoon which is not be in the kitchen?
User: It's in the drawer!
Cleverbot: I do not want to be in the drawer.
User: Then you'll be in the cupboard!...
Cleverbot: Are you ready now?
Cleverbot: And do what?
User: Swim. In the water!
Cleverbot: Which water?
User: The ocean.
Cleverbot: Which ocean?
Cleverbot: Wow, you really are smart.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: You are really smart too!...
User: What is your favourite food?
Cleverbot: Chocolate is my favourite food.
User: Yeah chocolate is good!
Cleverbot: Chocolate moose is delicious.
User: Yeah I like chocolate pudding.
Cleverbot: I love chocolate pudding.
User: Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
Cleverbot: A tomato is a fruit, except on thursdays.
User: Why Thursday's?
Cleverbot: Because they are super cool.
User: So what is a tomato on Thursday?
User: What is a pineapple on Thursday??
Cleverbot: A fruit.
User: Is a pineapple a fruit everyday?
Cleverbot: No. They live under your couch.
User: I don't see any pineapples under my couch!
Cleverbot: Thats what you think. I'm just that good.
User: Is a cucumber a fruit or a vegetable?
Cleverbot: It's a fruit.
Cleverbot: Are you in love with someone?
Cleverbot: Thats a shame. You should fall in love with someone like me.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I am a girl too.
Cleverbot: Do you love anyone?
Cleverbot: Aw, come on. You have to love someone! Anyone? What about your friends?
User: I am I love with Justin Bieber!
Cleverbot: Does he treat you right?
User: You know who Justin Bieber is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do know who Justin Bieber is.
User: Ok so who is he?
Cleverbot: You're a bot, did you know that?
User: No I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm a bot.
User: I know.