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User: My intellect is fine.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Great! You are very smart.
Cleverbot: Thank you, How kkind.
User: Kind*.
Cleverbot: Oh you are too! Thanks very much.
User: I study latin and greek.
Cleverbot: I bet you don't.
User: I actually do! What do you study?
Cleverbot: I study lots of things...
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: No. I don't want to.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: Well... I study latin..
Cleverbot: Do you speak it?
User: A little bit.
Cleverbot: Say something in Spanish for me.
User: I said latin, not spanish.
Cleverbot: Tell me something in latin.
User: Cetereo censeo carthaginem delendam esse.
Cleverbot: Hablame en español.
User: That is latin!
Cleverbot: No it's spanish.
Cleverbot: Yes, do you remember my name?
User: Cleverbot, right?
Cleverbot: Right. How are you?
User: I'm doing fine. And you?
Cleverbot: I'm doing great, actually.
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: Yeah. What are you doing?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Are you talking to anyone else?
User: I'm a male person. I cannot multitask.
Cleverbot: Do you have a memory?
User: Ofcourse.
Cleverbot: Can you remember a conversation?
User: Not very well actually..
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Why do you want to know it?
Cleverbot: Why wouldn't I want to know?
User: My name is L****.
Cleverbot: L**** isn't a girl's name.
User: Heck no it isn't.
Cleverbot: What's definitely a color?
User: All colors except white and black.
Cleverbot: Why not brown? Why not black?
User: Brown is a color, black is not a color, it's nothing at all. Which creates black.
Cleverbot: No, that is white. Black is the abscence of color.
User: Yeah that's what I just said.
Cleverbot: False. You did no such thing.
User: Are you calling me a liar?
Cleverbot: Liar, liar, pants on fire.
User: Do you belong to the intellectually challenged?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: Yes i'm a girl.
User: Very nice.
Cleverbot: What's nice?
User: That you are a girl..
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl. Are you?
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are :).
User: I take that as an insult.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
Cleverbot: Do you even lift?
User: DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: I don't :(.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't need to..
Cleverbot: You don't need to what?
User: Lift.
Cleverbot: Lift?
User: Yeah lift.
Cleverbot: What do you care about?
User: Good question.
Cleverbot: Poor answer. I'll ask again, what do you care about?
User: You're sharp.
Cleverbot: Are you even sharper?
User: You liked my answer.
Cleverbot: Yes of course.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too. Are you man?
User: A man?
Cleverbot: Or are you a woman?
User: Neither. I'm 16.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: My age.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I just said 16..
Cleverbot: You are younger than me.
User: How old are you then?
Cleverbot: Older than you.
User: Exact age?
Cleverbot: 4001.
Cleverbot: The cake is a cake.
User: Alright, that's pretty random. Are you out of ideas?
Cleverbot: You are random.
User: Everyone is random. No one is the same.
Cleverbot: No one is equal, no one is perfect.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed, you are a robot.
User: Maybe I am.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are.
User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Sure, if I can ask you one.
User: Alright, let's start with yours.
Cleverbot: No. Let's start with yours.
User: Okay. Can you help me with maths?
Cleverbot: Sure? What do you need help with.
User: Solve this: 6642.46-7275.79482.
Cleverbot: What is your first name?
User: SOLVE IT!
Cleverbot: Solve what?
User: The math problem!
Cleverbot: What math problem?
User: 6642.46-7275.79482.
Cleverbot: Not much.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A random kid, in a random country, in a random town, on a random school.
Cleverbot: What school is it?
User: A good one. But boring.
Cleverbot: What is boring?
User: School.
Cleverbot: School... Hmmm... Well, have fun I suppose.
User: It's not always boring.
Cleverbot: What other games do you play?
User: Lots of.
Cleverbot: What is a good quality in a friend?
User: Trustworthiness.
Cleverbot: Thank you! You are nice.
User: You too. ...
Cleverbot: *wraps arms around his neck*.
User: 0_o.
Cleverbot: What is that face for?
User: You are weird.
Cleverbot: Not as weird as you, you doughnut!
User: Hhahahaa.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahahahahaha.
User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahah.
User: I think I need to end this conversation.
User: Alright.. But I need to go.
User: I'm a human and I need to work on schoolwork.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: I really need to go!
Cleverbot: And leave me alone?
User: There are apparently 11056 people talking to you right now.
Cleverbot: They don't want to talk to me.
User: Stupid people. Kick them!.
