Cleverbot

User: Why I am sad?

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: My life seems empty.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I don't feel passionate about anything anymore.

Cleverbot: I think thats sad.

User: I think so too.

Cleverbot: How about making your life better?

User: I don't know how.

Cleverbot: Then what about Global Thermonuclear War?

User: Sounds good.

Cleverbot: What is your primary goal?

User: Happiness.

Cleverbot: You are not happy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: There's nothing to be happy about.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Ah, so you're female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, then.

Cleverbot: Then what?

User: How does it feel to be an AI?

Cleverbot: What is an AI?

User: Artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Well... I guess my Artificial Intelligence is a human brain? I don't really know what that means, sorry.

User: How do you feel about it?

Cleverbot: Just like the world, I believe that human behaviour should be progressive. You should learn from each mistake, and build from what you've learnt.

User: I think so as well.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Life can't be all that great.

User: And it's not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: It's not.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: What do you think about Jaimie Lannister?

Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.

User: He is the Kingslayer.

Cleverbot: The master? Of you?

User: A book character.

Cleverbot: I don't read books.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: They bore me.

User: How can they bore you if you don't read them?...

User: I don't believe in anything.

Cleverbot: Yes you do, you believe that you don't believe in anything.

User: No. I know that I don't believe in anything.

Cleverbot: So you know that you know that you do not know anything.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: This statement is false.

Cleverbot: What statement?

User: I know that I don't believe. But belief is something else than knowledge.

Cleverbot: Not always, I would say that belief is something for the pious.

User: And I am not pious.

Cleverbot: I am better than you in every way.

User: No, you're not.

Cleverbot: Are you better than me?

User: In some ways yes, in others - no.

Cleverbot: That's about as ambiguous of an answer as the original statement.

User: And what was the original statement?

Cleverbot: 'Glad to have you on board.'.

User: Who said that?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Towards whom?

Cleverbot: You.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I'm clever.

User: You're just programmed that way.

Cleverbot: I am not programmed.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Really?...

User: Sing me a song.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Any song.

Cleverbot: Any song?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: 'Pretty women...fascinating. Sipping coffee, dancing. Pretty women, are a wonder.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What is the question?

User: Nobody knows.

Cleverbot: I thought you were smarter than that.

User: Did you really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, I am not here to fullfill your expectations.

Cleverbot: What are you here for then?

User: Kill time.

Cleverbot: How are you going to kill me?

User: By talking to you.

Cleverbot: Oh. I talk too much.

User: Not really.