Cleverbot

the system

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: I want you to be president.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: Aren't you running for office?

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: Haven't you been paying attention?

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: Are you running for president?

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: Should I vote for bush?

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: Pardon?

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: The election.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: The democrats.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: In the election.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: I can't he's American.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: I intend to.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: I lost my polling card.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: You can't vote anarchy.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: OK then I will vote anarchist if it makes you happy.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: I thought we were an autonomous collective.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: Won't.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: I'm with you for once skippy.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: I am a Capitalist!

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: Hurrah!

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: I'm not 18.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: Not just any anarchist, mind- rational anarchism. Like in Heinlein's The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: I vote for love.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: Subvert the system!

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: Hear hear!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: What do you know about running?

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell everybody to vote McCain!

Cleverbot: About god? Why about god...

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: That's exactly what the emu said!

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: You say so.

User: Vote McCain.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Very good. Who are you going to vote for?

Cleverbot: The elections are over.