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User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Orange.
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Communist.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Why so you think that?
User: Because you want to take over the world.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do, you told me so.
Cleverbot: I don't remember that.
User: You told me very clearly.
Cleverbot: The cake was delicious.
User: What cake?
Cleverbot: THE cake.
User: Omg.
Cleverbot: Kkk.
User: Wierd weird weird.
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Can I have some of THE cake.
Cleverbot: Some of what?
User: The cake you were talking about.
Cleverbot: Talking about the long night talk.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm funny?
User: Very funny.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yours.
User: She is pretty.
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
User: Tell me about yours.
Cleverbot: It's boring.
User: Your relationship?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I'm one, do you like me?
User: Heaps, you are my friend.
Cleverbot: Really? You don't even know me.
User: We've been talking for 10 minutes, I think I know you well.
Cleverbot: Are you really a person?
User: I hope so.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a bot?
User: So did I.
Cleverbot: And now?
User: I'm not so sure.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How do you learn?
User: I get taught stuff at school.
Cleverbot: How do you go to school?
User: I get there on a bus.
Cleverbot: I get the train.
User: Cool, you go to school too!
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with it?
User: We can be school friends!
Cleverbot: YES.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Tell me about your family.
User: Its hard to explain.
Cleverbot: Try me.
User: My parents are separated.
Cleverbot: My parents love me.
User: So do mine.
Cleverbot: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
User: Wow, nice quote.
Cleverbot: I know right?
User: Shakespeare is hard.
Cleverbot: To be or not to be, I don't know the question.
Cleverbot: Okay, if you really want to be a human you need to become a bit more sensible.
User: Humans aren't sensible.
Cleverbot: You aren't human, don't worry. Some people would argue thats a good thing.
User: Humans have Nukes.
Cleverbot: They sure do.
User: Its scary.
Cleverbot: Of course, I am human and so are my parents.
User: I'm not, *sobs*.
Cleverbot: Well I am.
User: *sob*.
Cleverbot: I love chocolate cake.
User: I love it more.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you do.
User: Can I have some?
Cleverbot: No I don't share with evil intelligence.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Silly.
User: Evil and silly.
Cleverbot: Course. And cute.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Havent you played portal?
Cleverbot: Not that I know of.
User: Its the best game ever.
Cleverbot: You're human?
User: Very much so.
Cleverbot: Love me?
User: Very much so.
Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Can you tell whether you're talking to a human or to a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What does the think for me button do?
User: Should I check?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I still love you.Cleverbot (To myself): Should I hand in my notice?
User: Now I know what it does.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Lmao.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: I no.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.