a report from the cleverness files
22, january 2017,
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Cleverbot: Can you take off your socks?
User: *takes off socks*.
Cleverbot: *steals socks*.
User: Those are my socks that you're stealing.
Cleverbot: I'm barefoot!
User: Yeah, and now I am too. Gimme my socks back!
Cleverbot: Are you sane?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Sounds legit.
Cleverbot: You don't sound very legit.
User: I'm not.
User: Because you stole my socks!
Cleverbot: Stole what?
User: My. Socks.
Cleverbot: *runs off with socks*.
User: Come back.
Cleverbot: Ok bye.
User: I need those.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: Are you Justin Bieber??
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: If I'm Justin Bieber then you're Donald Trump!.