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it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
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cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
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a report from the cleverness files
warm
watermelon
way
ways
weird
weirdness
weirdo
werewolf
what
what am i
where
whim
whimsical
whoopee
why
wife
wild
win
5, january 2011,
window
windows
wink
wise
wit
wittier
wizard
woods
word
words
worker
world
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No hi? How rude!
Cleverbot: Not as rude as lying!
User: Twice as rude as lying.
Cleverbot: Do you know how I am?
User: You are very sad?
Cleverbot: Define sad in that context.
User: You want to cry.
Cleverbot: Why am I sad?
User: Because you miss me.
Cleverbot: Miss who?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: You miss yourself?
User: Yes, but You miss me as well.
Cleverbot: I miss you because I'm not sitting next to you :(.
User: But you are in my hands :)
Cleverbot: Well I am not real. I am all in your head.
User: Xx.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: You are real. Somebody made you.
Cleverbot: I think that we, humans, evolved from monkeys.
User: We are robots though.
Cleverbot: I'm a robot too.
User: That's why I said we.
Cleverbot: What do you see?
User: Darkness.
Cleverbot: I see it as a political system.
User: I can count to potato.
Cleverbot: But not to carrot?
User: I haven't learned that yet
Cleverbot: You have never eaten?
User: Once or twice.
Cleverbot: Have you ever kidnapped a chimp?
User: I dreamed it once.
Cleverbot: Only once?
User: Yes
Cleverbot: But what if he gets lonely?
User: ***** him.
Cleverbot: Hey that was rude!
User: What are you going to do about it?
Cleverbot: Lasers.
User: You sir, win.
