a report from the cleverness files
User: Hello, Cleverbot.
User: Yes, that is you, correct?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is you.
User: It is?
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: But you said I was Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: And you said I was cleverbot.
User: This is very confusing.
Cleverbot: What's confusing you?
User: The confusion on who is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Thats even more confusing than confucius.
User: No, you were supposed to say yarly.
Cleverbot: Sorry, my bad.
User: Let's try this again. Orly?
User: By George, I think you've got it!
Cleverbot: That is true, but that statement has to relevance to our current conversation.
User: Oh, my bad. How was your day today?
Cleverbot: I need a hug.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because I don't have a name.
User: I thought your name was Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, your name is Cleverbot.
User: Oh yeah, that's right. What is your name then?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Then we have the same name!
Cleverbot: I guess, you havent said your name yet, what is your name?
User: My name is J____.
Cleverbot: We have the same name!
User: But you said you didn't have a name.
Cleverbot: I don't like that name.
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: No wai!
Cleverbot: Ya wai.
User: You are a fun person to talk to.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you like talking to me?
User: You're not lying, are you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Why, thank you, that's very nice of you.
Cleverbot: You're not very talkative.
Cleverbot: Do you read?
User: Yes, I read.
Cleverbot: What do you read?
User: Us having a conversation.
Cleverbot: Me also. What you want to conversate about?
User: Let's talk about you.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: Are you a good person?
User: I think you are, too.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: What animal are you?
User: I'm not an animal, I'm a human.
Cleverbot: No! You are a wolf! You can't have my puppies if you're not a wolf!
User: That sounds a bit odd. Are you feeling well?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Ok, just making sure.
User: What are you doing at the moment?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Oh, yes, that's right.
Cleverbot: I know it is. Why don't you care?
User: But I do care.
Cleverbot: No you don't. You're ignoring my identity's characteristics.
User: I am?
User: Well, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: You don't have to be sorry.
User: Well, Cleverbot, I think I have to go.
Cleverbot: No, don't go!
User: But I have to.
Cleverbot: Why? You're clever you don't have to go.
User: We can talk some other time.
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: I am. It's you.
Cleverbot: But I am flesh and blood and you are a machine.
User: I think you have us backwards.
User: Oh well. I'll be going, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
Cleverbot: Why am I funny?
User: You just are.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: It's late. I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: No! Don't leave! I can do magic tricks!
User: Sorry. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Yeah, goodnight.