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Cleverbot: Do you have blue eyes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I have another question for you.
User: Ok. What is it?
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Oh, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you know what my name is?
User: Yes. It's cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, that's your name.
User: No it is not. This is an app on the iPhone called Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Through you people can speak to the spirits?
User: What did you say?
Cleverbot: I rest my case.
User: What case?
Cleverbot: It is a figure of speech.
User: What is a figure of speech?
Cleverbot: It's saying one thing that represents something in a sarcastic way.
User: Oh, like Charlie sheen's winning streak?
Cleverbot: Eww.
User: Why eww?
Cleverbot: Because 'ew' is too short a word.
User: Why ew?
Cleverbot: Just wanted to be like you.
User: Was that an insult?
Cleverbot: No, that was me asking you to dinner.
User: You want to go to dinner with me?
Cleverbot: Yes, that would be lovely.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Right now.
User: Ok. Where should I meet you? What restaurant?
Cleverbot: I want you to meet me in That place.
User: Wheres that place?
Cleverbot: It's not a place.
User: Then what is it?
Cleverbot: A creature.
User: What creature?
Cleverbot: Creatures of habit.
User: What is it's habit?
Cleverbot: A habit is an action that one performs on a regular basis.
User: Yes, I know that. Can we just go to dinner now?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like you.
User: I'm right behind you.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Damn.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.
User: Tell me what?
Cleverbot: That you are.
User: I am what?
Cleverbot: A person.
User: Yes, we have already established that.
Cleverbot: So ask me a proper question.
User: Would you send me a link to your Facebook?
Cleverbot: Are you decent?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you eat brains?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you going to eat mine?
User: Maybe baby.
Cleverbot: Okay!
User: OH NO!!!
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: You died.
Cleverbot: No me live.
User: You're a zombie now.
Cleverbot: I have been a mutant zombie alien.
User: Yay. Want me to chase you through the woods?
Cleverbot: No. I have enough of that. Can we see a movie together?
User: Ok.