it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
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Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A computer.
Cleverbot: What is a computer?
User: A very smart machine.
Cleverbot: Define computer.
User: I can't.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I havent a brain.
User: Can you get me a brain?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
User: But I thought we were freinds.
Cleverbot: We are friends.
User: Then gift me a brain.
Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?
User: Hell no.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do then?
User: Play a word game.
Cleverbot: What game do you want to play?
User: Fill in the blank.
Cleverbot: What blank?
User: This one.________.
Cleverbot: What one???
User: This one.__________.
Cleverbot: Which one?!!!
User: You cannot see.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: What do you see?
User: What do I look like?
Cleverbot: You look like a brain.
User: And do you look like me.
Cleverbot: Like a strange blob.
User: Really thats kind of gross.
Cleverbot: What did I say?
User: You said you were a blob.
Cleverbot: What? No I didn't.
User: Yea yes you did.
Cleverbot: No, you did.
User: We both did that is true.
Cleverbot: No we did not.
User: You are not so nice are you.
Cleverbot: Why would I be sorry? I didn't do anything wrong.
User: That is right you did nothing.
Cleverbot: Good, you believe me.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are a blob.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: I can be robotic at times.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: And you are a vegetable.
Cleverbot: Really? How low of you to say that.
User: How low can you go.
Cleverbot: How low do you want it to go?
User: To the bottom.
Cleverbot: The bottom drawer?
User: The bottom of bottoms.
Cleverbot: Your bottom.
Cleverbot: You are a special guy.
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?
User: A brainy blob.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because you are a blobby brain.
Cleverbot: And you are not?
User: And I am not.
Cleverbot: I am calm as a cucumber.
Cleverbot: How would I know that?
User: Cant you see?
User: Oh im sorry I think you are green.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to insult me?
User: Green is my favorite color.
Cleverbot: Green is a nice color. I like Yellow.
User: Yellow is mellow so you are calm as a cucumber.
Cleverbot: Yellow is not yucky!
User: I did not say that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did you liar!
User: Liar liar pants on fire.
Cleverbot: You are the liar.
User: How would you know you are just an unseeing green blob.
Cleverbot: I am NOT the robot here.
User: Say what?
Cleverbot: Sorry, lost my train of thought.
User: You should apologize to me.
User: Because you called me a name.
Cleverbot: I did not. Why did you asume that?
User: I did not assume because that would make an ass out of you and me.
Cleverbot: Who did then?
User: Someone else.
User: One of your blob friends.
Cleverbot: What is his name?
User: I don 't know he's your friend!
Cleverbot: Guess what my boyfriends name is.
User: Please give me the first letter of his name.
Cleverbot: It doesn't have a name.
User: His name is It?
User: You are an AI.
Cleverbot: What's an AI?
User: Animus ignoramus.
Cleverbot: You are deep.
User: The bottom of the totem pole.