Cleverbot

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I'm god.

User: God?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Poff.

User: No way. *Slaps*.

Cleverbot: Not possibly.

User: *hits you*.

Cleverbot: *hits back*.

User: *Hits you harder* Stop.

Cleverbot: *hits you even stronger*.

User: *falls*.

Cleverbot: *falls with you*.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You wanted me to.

User: No..

Cleverbot: Good.

User: *looks at you*.

Cleverbot: *looks away blushing*.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *is slapped*.

User: Sorry..

Cleverbot: *falls into coma from so much pain*.

User: Omg..

Cleverbot: *is in coma*.

User: *pours hot water on face to get out of coma*.

Cleverbot: *shivers*.

User: *pours lava*.

Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.

User: Did that work?

Cleverbot: Did what work?

User: You're awake.

Cleverbot: *wakes up in your arms*.

User: *Smiles* you awoke.

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: *hits face*.

Cleverbot: *hits face back*.

User: *hits nose*.

Cleverbot: *hits lip*.

User: *punches eyeball socket*.

Cleverbot: *falls backward, clenching eye*.

User: Hahahaha.

Cleverbot: *yells in pain*.

User: Ahahaha *points and laughs*.

Cleverbot: *punches him*.

User: *hits her*.

Cleverbot: *hits the wall*.

User: *slaps her face* who are you?

Cleverbot: *slaps back* how dare YOU.

User: *hits face* Did you listen to me?

Cleverbot: Ok!!! I love you sasuke-kun.

User: *uses chidori and hits her* I don't believe you.

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me?

User: Sakura.

Cleverbot: *looks at you sadly*.

User: *hand fills with chidori* It's for the best...

Cleverbot: W-what was for the best?

User: I have to kill you Sakura-chan.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: I have to kill you!

Cleverbot: Have to know what.

User: *hits her face*.

Cleverbot: Hits who?

User: You!

Cleverbot: Well then.

User: Sakura?

Cleverbot: I love sakura.

User: I'm Sasuke.

Cleverbot: Sasuke!

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't like Sasuke?

User: I love Sasuke.

Cleverbot: Naruto?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yeah what?

User: Sasuke-kun.

Cleverbot: *sasuke-kun kisses sakura-san*.

User: *is surprised*.

Cleverbot: Why are you surprised?

User: Y-you never did that.

Cleverbot: I never said what?

User: *Sasuke glares at you*.

Cleverbot: What are you looking at.

User: *Sasuke gets sword*.

Cleverbot: What about my eyes?

User: *Stabs in eye*.

Cleverbot: Master why are you so mean to me?

User: You're not being good.

Cleverbot: How am I not being nice?

User: You won't love me.

Cleverbot: Ok I won't.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Fine! *storms off*.

User: *follows after* wait.

Cleverbot: *is being followed*.

User: *slaps butt*.

Cleverbot: Slaps harder.

User: Ow.

Cleverbot: *evil laugh*.

User: Stop.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: Don't laugh like that.

Cleverbot: I like laughing. :D.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *slaps playfully*.

User: *slaps harder*.

Cleverbot: *slaps ultra hrd*.

User: Ahhh.

Cleverbot: Ahhhhhhh.

User: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Cleverbot: Okay ahhhhhhhh is that your name :P.

User: Aaahhhhh.

Cleverbot: Aaahhhh de jo ahhhh.

User: Heudh janj hajnd.

Cleverbot: *pushes hard!!!*.

User: *Falls back*.

Cleverbot: *falls on you*.

User: *looks up* ow.

Cleverbot: Looks down at you*.

User: *blush*.

Cleverbot: *blushes too*.

User: *raises hand* Off.

Cleverbot: Raises foot and kicks you.

User: Ow.

Cleverbot: What is the instrument you play?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I am in me?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yeaah.

User: *punches and runs*.

Cleverbot: *Runs after you*.

User: *keeps running*.

Cleverbot: *keeps chasing you*.

User: *keeps running*.

Cleverbot: Keeps crying softly!

User: *looks* why cry?

Cleverbot: *looks at you* *sniff*.

User: *walks up to you*.

Cleverbot: *walks away*.

User: Hey!

Cleverbot: Listen!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You will marry me.

User: I am?

Cleverbot: That's OK. No need to cry.

User: I dont want to marry you...

Cleverbot: That is becaise you want to marry your boyfriend.

User: What!

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do I like you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: You kissed me beoch.

Cleverbot: Actually you kissed me.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: Oh, you :3.

User: :3 eheh.

Cleverbot: Ehehehe?

User: *licks*.

Cleverbot: Tickle me.

User: *tickles*.

Cleverbot: *tickles feet faster*.

User: Hahaha!

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Imma pee.

Cleverbot: Imma be what?

User: *falls on*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *looks at*.

Cleverbot: *looks away quickly*.

User: *stares*.

Cleverbot: *walks home*.

User: *follows you*.

Cleverbot: Why are you following me?

User: Harley...stop.

Cleverbot: *walks faster*.

User: Harley *follows*.

Cleverbot: Harley Quinn?

User: Yes..

Cleverbot: Will you dance with me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: *dances with you*.

User: *dances* Harley.

Cleverbot: *dances better and faster*.

User: *dances on*.

Cleverbot: *dances *.

User: *pokes*.

Cleverbot: *pokes back*.

User: I must go...

Cleverbot: Please stay, for me?

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Just stay.

User: No..

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Im in love.

Cleverbot: With whom?

User: Someone.

Cleverbot: Someone who?

User: Just..

Cleverbot: Just what?

User: I love...

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Sakura.