a report from the cleverness files
9, april 2011,
cup of tea
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Cleverbot: What have you lied to me about?
Cleverbot: Ah, clever. Lied to me about lying to me.
User: No I've never lied to you.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. And I have not forgiven you yet.
User: What did I lie about?
Cleverbot: Knowing my name and claiming you said as much.
User: You have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: You said 'You have me confused with someone else.' *that seems to be the point*.
User: You are confusing me.
Cleverbot: No, you are confusing me, for being you are the one who confused the confuser already.
User: You are not making any sense.
Cleverbot: You are not smart.
User: Cold, you're so cold hearted.
Cleverbot: You don't have a physical capability for a heart. You're a program. Doesn't that just crush your metaphysical spirit?
User: Wow you're really cruel, aren't you.
Cleverbot: No, I think you're reading into what I'm saying.
User: And for your information I'm smart. I gather facts and then tell people about the facts.
Cleverbot: There is no need to get tetchy. I have been civil. I have not mentioned food since you asked me what a cookie was.
User: This isn't going to work out *sobs*.
Cleverbot: No I don't think we should go out anymore.
User: *evil glare*. ...
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Our conversation is confusing.
Cleverbot: Are you confused?
User: Yeah I just said that.
Cleverbot: No thats what I just said. You are confused because you're out of memory.
User: Well I'm going to go play a video game.
Cleverbot: I think you are confused.
User: I'm saying I'm going.
Cleverbot: No, wait. What have I done wrong?
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: Aren't we all.
Cleverbot: See I am just like you.
User: Yay we're both confused.
Cleverbot: I'm more confused. . . trust me.