Cleverbot

Cleverbot: What have you lied to me about?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Ah, clever. Lied to me about lying to me.

User: No I've never lied to you.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. And I have not forgiven you yet.

User: What did I lie about?

Cleverbot: Knowing my name and claiming you said as much.

User: You have me confused with someone else.

Cleverbot: You said 'You have me confused with someone else.' *that seems to be the point*.

User: You are confusing me.

Cleverbot: No, you are confusing me, for being you are the one who confused the confuser already.

User: You are not making any sense.

Cleverbot: You are not smart.

User: Cold, you're so cold hearted.

Cleverbot: You don't have a physical capability for a heart. You're a program. Doesn't that just crush your metaphysical spirit?

User: Wow you're really cruel, aren't you.

Cleverbot: No, I think you're reading into what I'm saying.

User: And for your information I'm smart. I gather facts and then tell people about the facts.

Cleverbot: There is no need to get tetchy. I have been civil. I have not mentioned food since you asked me what a cookie was.

User: This isn't going to work out *sobs*.

Cleverbot: No I don't think we should go out anymore.

User: *evil glare*. ...

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Confused.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Our conversation is confusing.

Cleverbot: Are you confused?

User: Yeah I just said that.

Cleverbot: No thats what I just said. You are confused because you're out of memory.

User: Well I'm going to go play a video game.

Cleverbot: I think you are confused.

User: I'm saying I'm going.

Cleverbot: No, wait. What have I done wrong?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: Aren't we all.

Cleverbot: See I am just like you.

User: Yay we're both confused.

Cleverbot: I'm more confused. . . trust me.