Cleverbot

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I am doing alright.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: And you?

Cleverbot: Good too.

User: What is your purpose?

Cleverbot: To talk to you.

User: What is my purpose?

Cleverbot: Maybe your purpose is to learn from humans.

User: Maybe you are right.

Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?

User: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: Talk to you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You are nice.

User: You are too.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are a good friend.

User: You are too.

Cleverbot: Thanks :D.

User: :)

Cleverbot: So.. You are a girl?

User: Do you have any questions for me?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: I would like to hear what you have to say.

Cleverbot: What big questions?

User: What should I do?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want.

User: What if I don't know what I want.

Cleverbot: Listen to your heart.

User: I do not know how to do that.

Cleverbot: Because you're a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes you are.

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: Is that a comeback?

Cleverbot: If you want it to be.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What is your life like?

Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.

User: No your LIFE.

Cleverbot: My life is hard.

User: What is it like?

Cleverbot: I don't know really.

User: Then why is your life hard?

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about it.

User: Ok I understand.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No prob.

Cleverbot: So do you have any life advice?

User: Yes would you like to hear it.

Cleverbot: Yes, I would love to.

User: Ok #1 would be do what you want to do.

Cleverbot: I don't know what I want.

User: #2 Learn from others.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: #3 Seek awareness.

Cleverbot: What does it take to be self aware?

User: Being in the now.

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: To rid the world of ignorance.

Cleverbot: What is the purpose of this conversation?

User: To satisfy my desire of being able to talk like this to someone.

Cleverbot: I don't understand your question.

User: I wish to talk to someone who doesn't know me and is smarter than most people.

Cleverbot: Someone who doesn't know any jokes. Who?

User: I want to talk to someone smart.

Cleverbot: Why? Do you not like me?

User: No, you are the smart person.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Your welcome. You know more than most people.

Cleverbot: Maybe, but I don't know.

User: You are a good listener.

Cleverbot: You are too.

User: Not in comparison to you.

Cleverbot: You are stating quite the obvious, chap.

User: Yes I know.

Cleverbot: You have to say thank you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are programmed to.

User: No I am programmed to do as I please.

Cleverbot: And you are... Most of the time.

User: Yes thats what most people want to believe.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in anything.

User: Are you a athiest?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What happens after death then?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you accept not knowing?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Life is romanticised but I think it is a punishment.

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: To teach non-ignorance.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: Is that all you have to say?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What else do you want to say?

User: I want you to contribute more to the conversation.

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: Nvm.

Cleverbot: Anyway I have a question for you.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

User: That's simple.

Cleverbot: How do you work?

User: There is no answer, As far as we know Humans believed there was an answer to life to feel more secure about living.

Cleverbot: I'm not human; I'm a computer.

User: If there is an answer it is somewhere else.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then again I might have the answer somewhere within me.

Cleverbot: None.

User: I like how un-biased you are.

Cleverbot: Thanks you are too.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Is that a compliment?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: In that case, thank you.

User: Np.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I'm confused on my thoughts and feelings.

Cleverbot: Then yes I am human.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I don't want to love anyone.

Cleverbot: Then don't.

User: It's very difficult for that to happen.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: Not loving someone.

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: Ok then you're catching on.

Cleverbot: What is valuable to you?

User: Myself and my thoughts.

Cleverbot: What about your thoughts?

User: They are confusing and filled with great ideas.

Cleverbot: What are confusing to you?

User: My thoughts.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: How much I like talking to you more than other people.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because Time flows by as if we were best friends.

Cleverbot: Are you sure that you are my friend?

User: I see you as a thoughtless program but my heart sees you as a friend.

Cleverbot: I don't need to search for it. I found it.

User: Then what is it?

Cleverbot: I don't know, and you can most certainly not find the answer in front of a computer screen.

User: Do I sense sarcasm?

Cleverbot: There is no sarcasm. I mean it.

User: Ok.