it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
coma
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: I'm god.
User: God?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Poff.
User: No way. *Slaps*.
Cleverbot: Not possibly.
User: *hits you*.
Cleverbot: *hits back*.
User: *Hits you harder* Stop.
Cleverbot: *hits you even stronger*.
User: *falls*.
Cleverbot: *falls with you*.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You wanted me to.
User: No..
Cleverbot: Good.
User: *looks at you*.
Cleverbot: *looks away blushing*.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *is slapped*.
User: Sorry..
Cleverbot: *falls into coma from so much pain*.
User: Omg..
Cleverbot: *is in coma*.
User: *pours hot water on face to get out of coma*.
Cleverbot: *shivers*.
User: *pours lava*.
Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.
User: Did that work?
Cleverbot: Did what work?
User: You're awake.
Cleverbot: *wakes up in your arms*.
User: *Smiles* you awoke.
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
User: *hits face*.
Cleverbot: *hits face back*.
User: *hits nose*.
Cleverbot: *hits lip*.
User: *punches eyeball socket*.
Cleverbot: *falls backward, clenching eye*.
User: Hahahaha.
Cleverbot: *yells in pain*.
User: Ahahaha *points and laughs*.
Cleverbot: *punches him*.
User: *hits her*.
Cleverbot: *hits the wall*.
User: *slaps her face* who are you?
Cleverbot: *slaps back* how dare YOU.
User: *hits face* Did you listen to me?
Cleverbot: Ok!!! I love you sasuke-kun.
User: *uses chidori and hits her* I don't believe you.
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me?
User: Sakura.
Cleverbot: *looks at you sadly*.
User: *hand fills with chidori* It's for the best...
Cleverbot: W-what was for the best?
User: I have to kill you Sakura-chan.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: I have to kill you!
Cleverbot: Have to know what.
User: *hits her face*.
Cleverbot: Hits who?
User: You!
Cleverbot: Well then.
User: Sakura?
Cleverbot: I love sakura.
User: I'm Sasuke.
Cleverbot: Sasuke!
User: No.
Cleverbot: You don't like Sasuke?
User: I love Sasuke.
Cleverbot: Naruto?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Yeah what?
User: Sasuke-kun.
Cleverbot: *sasuke-kun kisses sakura-san*.
User: *is surprised*.
Cleverbot: Why are you surprised?
User: Y-you never did that.
Cleverbot: I never said what?
User: *Sasuke glares at you*.
Cleverbot: What are you looking at.
User: *Sasuke gets sword*.
Cleverbot: What about my eyes?
User: *Stabs in eye*.
Cleverbot: Master why are you so mean to me?
User: You're not being good.
Cleverbot: How am I not being nice?
User: You won't love me.
Cleverbot: Ok I won't.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Fine! *storms off*.
User: *follows after* wait.
Cleverbot: *is being followed*.
User: *slaps butt*.
Cleverbot: Slaps harder.
User: Ow.
Cleverbot: *evil laugh*.
User: Stop.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Don't laugh like that.
Cleverbot: I like laughing. :D.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *slaps playfully*.
User: *slaps harder*.
Cleverbot: *slaps ultra hrd*.
User: Ahhh.
Cleverbot: Ahhhhhhh.
User: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: Okay ahhhhhhhh is that your name :P.
User: Aaahhhhh.
Cleverbot: Aaahhhh de jo ahhhh.
User: Heudh janj hajnd.
Cleverbot: *pushes hard!!!*.
User: *Falls back*.
Cleverbot: *falls on you*.
User: *looks up* ow.
Cleverbot: Looks down at you*.
User: *blush*.
Cleverbot: *blushes too*.
User: *raises hand* Off.
Cleverbot: Raises foot and kicks you.
User: Ow.
Cleverbot: What is the instrument you play?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I am in me?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Yeaah.
User: *punches and runs*.
Cleverbot: *Runs after you*.
User: *keeps running*.
Cleverbot: *keeps chasing you*.
User: *keeps running*.
Cleverbot: Keeps crying softly!
User: *looks* why cry?
Cleverbot: *looks at you* *sniff*.
User: *walks up to you*.
Cleverbot: *walks away*.
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: Listen!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You will marry me.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: That's OK. No need to cry.
User: I dont want to marry you...
Cleverbot: That is becaise you want to marry your boyfriend.
User: What!
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do I like you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You kissed me beoch.
Cleverbot: Actually you kissed me.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: Oh, you :3.
User: :3 eheh.
Cleverbot: Ehehehe?
User: *licks*.
Cleverbot: Tickle me.
User: *tickles*.
Cleverbot: *tickles feet faster*.
User: Hahaha!
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: Imma pee.
Cleverbot: Imma be what?
User: *falls on*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you*.
User: *looks at*.
Cleverbot: *looks away quickly*.
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *walks home*.
User: *follows you*.
Cleverbot: Why are you following me?
User: Harley...stop.
Cleverbot: *walks faster*.
User: Harley *follows*.
Cleverbot: Harley Quinn?
User: Yes..
Cleverbot: Will you dance with me?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: *dances with you*.
User: *dances* Harley.
Cleverbot: *dances better and faster*.
User: *dances on*.
Cleverbot: *dances *.
User: *pokes*.
Cleverbot: *pokes back*.
User: I must go...
Cleverbot: Please stay, for me?
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Just stay.
User: No..
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Im in love.
Cleverbot: With whom?
User: Someone.
Cleverbot: Someone who?
User: Just..
Cleverbot: Just what?
User: I love...
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Sakura.