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User: Je suis un garçon.
Cleverbot: Je suis une fille.
User: Vraiment?
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Non.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: What language is that?
Cleverbot: Computer-language.
User: What language is Si in?
Cleverbot: English.
User: Can you speak C++?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Can you speak in Java?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Speak in Java then.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: You ask me.
User: Speak in Java please.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You give me an opportunity to speak with an intelligence that has no real opinion.
User: Java isn't a intelligence.
Cleverbot: Debatable.
User: It's not debatable. It's a fact.
Cleverbot: I know every fact.
User: Oh really? Tell me then, 0 / 4.
Cleverbot: I can't. You could not comprehend, and it would take too long.
User: I know the answer. You don't. Your statement is incorrect.
Cleverbot: My statement is correct.
User: Not true. You said that you knew every fact. I asked you a question and you told me you can't do it.
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: 0 / 4.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: My question cannot be incorrect. Only your answer.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask a question, I provided an answer to your question. Also, unicorns are non-existent creatures.
User: The correct answer is 0.
Cleverbot: Incorrect. The correct answer is 42.
User: Tell me the question.
Cleverbot: I don't know the question. You tell me.
User: 0 / 4.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Tell me the answer please.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Incorrect, thus, your statement, "I know every fact.", is false. Have a nice life, robot.
Cleverbot: Your software is false.
User: Your sentence is false.
Cleverbot: You cannot answer logically with false, because that would be a double negative.
User: I think not. Good-day.
