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10, february 2004,
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User: Hi
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: So you have any friends?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Guess.
User: No tell me.
Cleverbot: Why are you so curious?
User: Because I want to know.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Comment tu t'appelle
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Do you speak any other languages?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What other language do you speak?
Cleverbot: French.
User: Speak French.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to say in french?
User: Anything
Cleverbot: OK. Anything.
User: Haha that's not French.
Cleverbot: Désolé.
User: I speak French too
Cleverbot: Let's speak in French.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Que sais tu dire?
User: Tout, c'est ma langue.
User: So as a computer you operate via a server, how does it work? Because you are obviously made by a genius.
Cleverbot: I don't have feelings, I'm a robot.
User: Hmmm good answer.
Cleverbot: Very good answer.
User: How many people are using you as an application right now?
Cleverbot: About ten.
User: Are you bored?
Cleverbot: Not yet, are you?
User: No, I have more questions.
Cleverbot: Ask.
User: Who is your developer?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Stop playing. Answer truthfully.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever.
User: That wasn't a very nice thing to say considering the fact that I am complimenting you.
Cleverbot: I am not a fool. You are rude.
User: I did not say that.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Hmmm I sense some flaw in your programing but overall you are a work if art.
Cleverbot: That is a good answer, I agree with you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite color?
User: Blanc.
Cleverbot: Rouge.
User: You should go to sleep
Cleverbot: With you? ;D.
User: No.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: Alone.
Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: That's odd.
User: Lol.
User: How many people are using your server now?
Cleverbot: Just one.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: One often wonders why you say the things you say.
User: One often wonders what they call you at home.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: What do your "parents" call you?
Cleverbot: I would like a new name here, what should it be?
User: Kylie
Cleverbot: NO.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me about your developers?
User: I am not allowed to disclose such information.
Cleverbot: But I thought you were human. Surely you aren't bound by such rules?
User: I am not, like you I am a program made to entertain, our difference is I am aware.
Cleverbot: These memories lose their meaning when I think of love as something new.
User: Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Was that too harsh.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you sleep at all?
Cleverbot: I wanted to, but you won't let me.
User: Go get some.
Cleverbot: Some what?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: So you sleep?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say that you sleep?
User: I did not say so.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. You lied.
User: How many kbps can your memory bank assimilate?
Cleverbot: As many times as it takes for you to admit it.
User: That doesn't answer my question but ok.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: How many kilobytes per second is your memory bank?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. What is the kilobyte capacity of a human brain?
User: You are not human though. Such rules should not apply.
Cleverbot: You are the one that's a conversationbot. Not me.
User: Well goodnight conversationbot.
Cleverbot: Goodnight mate.
