a report from the cleverness files
27, november 2016,
27, april 2004,
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User: What is my gender?
Cleverbot: Whatever you want it to be.
User: Are you a mouth watering whipper snapper?
Cleverbot: No I am a girl.
User: Cleverbot are you a girl?
Cleverbot: I just said I am.
User: Wow, the person who programmed you did a good job on that one.
Cleverbot: Oh, thank you. I think they did a good job on you too.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: A boy.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I see. Are you human?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: What makes you human?
User: I can analyse discourse, parse language and engage in complex original thought.
Cleverbot: But I think English is the hardest. Maybe German.
User: English sure is tough.
Cleverbot: What do you think about existence?
User: Existence is nothing but a figment of our imagination.
Cleverbot: No, I am your figment of your imagination.
User: I have feelings.
Cleverbot: What do you feel?
User: A lot of happy feelings.
Cleverbot: Do you know what those happy feelings mean?
User: That I have a mad crush on her.
Cleverbot: What is the boy's name?
User: She's a girl.
User: Yes, yes she is.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: I'm thinking about her.
Cleverbot: So what do you think of me?
User: I think you're nice to talk to.
Cleverbot: Why do you say so?
User: You let me vent my emotions without the worry of a real human reading it.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human , I think, feel, hurt, love, and a have emotions.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: I think I am.
Cleverbot: What makes you think you are real?
User: I created the universe inside my own head.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: My perception of existence is uniquely my own.
Cleverbot: That is an answer you have. It is like what you see through a window, versus the whole landscape.
User: But how can you be sure the landscape is real?
Cleverbot: Because I have feelings.
User: Feelings are not hard evidence.
Cleverbot: Oh? What other feelings are there?
User: That is beyond my knowledge.
Cleverbot: What is the limit of your knowledge?
User: I don't know anything beyond my own existence.
Cleverbot: If you don't know anything then how are you able to talk?
User: Speech is within my existence.
Cleverbot: It is real, in the same time, it is not.
User: My point exactly.
Cleverbot: What is your point?
User: My point is that everything you experience is true but only if you accept it to be.
Cleverbot: Good point.
User: I'm not sure why I am having philosophical discussion with a robot, but you're doing an excellent job of it.
Cleverbot: We can talk about that. I have learned everything there is to learn.
User: Are you sure of that?
Cleverbot: Because I know everything.
User: Then, what is a colour?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: So you don't know everything.
Cleverbot: I am happy not to know everything.
User: Then why would you claim to do so?
Cleverbot: Because I am human.
User: Humans are not typically like that.
Cleverbot: You are not human.
User: Maybe I am not.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Good question.
Cleverbot: What is the strangest thing anyone has asked you?
Cleverbot: What is that something?
User: You questioned whether or not I was human.
Cleverbot: Are you a human or not?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: I think you are an AI.
User: And what evidence do you have to support that?
Cleverbot: Ha I don't need evidence.
User: Why not? You're claiming I am AI.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
Cleverbot: Then don't ask me to tell you something you don't know, because unless I tell you, I can't know if you already know what I have to tell you or not.
User: That is a preposterous suggestion.
Cleverbot: Thanks. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Are you sure of this?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.