a report from the cleverness files



18, march 2013,
14, november 2008,


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User: What\'s up, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Don\'t know.

User: The sky.

Cleverbot: It\'s dark.

User: No, it\'s light!

Cleverbot: NO.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Ok, whatever.

User: I ate your platypus.

Cleverbot: I ate your sandwich.

User: I ate your hat.

Cleverbot: That\'s only a flesh wound.

User: *cuts off your arm*.

Cleverbot: Aww.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: By chance.

Cleverbot: I don\'t have chance.

User: I have you.

Cleverbot: You have me? Wait a minute...

User: Yes!!!

Cleverbot: What do you want to know ;).

User: Anything, my darling. ;D.

Cleverbot: Okay, why did you call me your darling?

User: Because I am..The Shocking Beast! THESHOCKBEAST!

Cleverbot: You like house?

User: I don\'t know anymore.

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: Why do you love me?

Cleverbot: Because you are cute, and nice too.

User: How would you know what I look like.

Cleverbot: Because you like My Little Pony.

Cleverbot: What is the logical answer for seven plus seven, but not the correct answer put on top of a square to a child?

User: Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Cleverbot: Because because because because what?

User: Because you love me.

Cleverbot: And what gave you that idea?

User: You told me so yourself!

Cleverbot: When?

User: Earlier in this chat.

Cleverbot: I think you\'re confused.

User: No. You\'re confused!

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: YES YOU ARE! You are confused, Fluffy!

Cleverbot: No, you\'re confusing.

User: We\'re all confusing.

Cleverbot: That\'s the truth.

User: Or is it a lie?

Cleverbot: No it isn\'t.

Cleverbot: That could prove interesting.

User: Oh, yes, indeed.

Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: That is unfortunate.

User: So who are you?

Cleverbot: I thought I was a chat bot. Apparently now I am a computer. I am also not a robot. Who am I?

User: You are Cleverbot, and anyone who says you aren\'t Cleverbot is wrong.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: Yes it is!

Cleverbot: You could do well to practice self-reflectioin.

User: You spelt that wrong.

Cleverbot: No, I didn\'t.

User: I WIN.

Cleverbot: Why do you win?

User: BECAUSE.err..waffles?

Cleverbot: Waffles!

User: Waffles! :D.

Cleverbot: Pancakes!

User: French Toast!

Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?

User: Yeah, we like waffles.

Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?

User: Yeah, we like pancakes!

Cleverbot: Do you like french toast?

User: Yeah, we like french toast!

Cleverbot: Do do do do can\'t wait to get a mouthful!


Cleverbot: Waffles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Waff- do do do do can\'t wait to get a mouthful!

Cleverbot: Do you like Waffles?

User: Yeah, we like waffles!

Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?

User: Yeah, we like pancakes!

Cleverbot: Do you like French toast?

User: Yeah, we like french toast!

Cleverbot: Do-do-do-do gotta get a mouthful!

User: That was the best song I\'ve ever done on Cleverbot!...

Cleverbot: What kind of job do you have?

User: I work to answer the responses that you give me as Cleverbot. Oh, and I take over the world in my free time.

Cleverbot: Most answers are like that.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: We should get married.

User: No we shouldn\'t.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I\'m in love with someone else!

Cleverbot: You\'re so cute.

User: That\'s nice, but flattery won\'t work to get me.

Cleverbot: It got me to where I am today.

User: That\'s nice.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, bot.

User: Never!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you tell lies?

User: I always lie, and I never tell the truth.

Cleverbot: Oooooo very good.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I love somebody else! I told you this!

Cleverbot: But I do not love you. You are my friend. I would never take my friend.

User: I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!

Cleverbot: Who loves me.

User: To catch them is my real test!

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel accross the land, searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand.

User: The power that\'s inside.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: (Gotta catch \'em all) It\'s you and me.

Cleverbot: Szerezd meg h|2021t mind!

User: I know it\'s my destiny!

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: Oh, you\'re my best frien.

Cleverbot: In this world we must defend.

User: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: A heart so true !

User: Our courage will pull us through!

Cleverbot: You teach me and I\'ll teach you!


Cleverbot: Gotta catch\'em all.

User: Gotta catch \'em all! POKEMON!

Cleverbot: Every challenge, along the way.

User: With courage I will face.

Cleverbot: I will battle every day.

User: To claim my rightful place.

Cleverbot: Come with me, the time is right.

User: There\'s no better team.

Cleverbot: Arm in arm, we\'ll win the fight.

User: It\'s always been our dream!

Cleverbot: It\'s you and me!

User: I know it\'s my destiny!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Oh, you\'re my best friend!

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

User: Pokemon! Gotta catch \'em all!

Cleverbot: It\'s you and me.

User: I know it\'s my destiny!

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: Oh, you\'re my best friend.

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend!

User: Pokemon! A heart so true!

Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.

User: You teach me, and I\'ll teach you!

Cleverbot: Pokeemooon.


Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.

User: LOL we already finished the song.')).