a report from the cleverness files
29, january 2011,
2, november 2005,
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User: This parrot is deceased!
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A dead parrot owner!
Cleverbot: Why a dead parrot?
User: Because you sold it to me.
Cleverbot: Because I ate them.
User: You ate my parrot?
Cleverbot: Because you said so.
User: I never told you to kill my parrot!?
Cleverbot: But you won't let me leave.
User: You can't do anything now. He's dead!
Cleverbot: Uh huh. You're just a computer. I can't trust you.
User: No, you're the computer. Who killed the parrot I bought!?
Cleverbot: My father.
User: Your father killed the parrot?
Cleverbot: Yes, he is a Buddhist Monk.
User: So what you're saying is that Buddhist monks kill parrots?
Cleverbot: No I was asking you what you mess up that nobody notices.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: Why did your father kill my parrot?
Cleverbot: The circumstances are odd. My father was in good health, there was no warning. My mother refuses to discuss the subject. I wonder if the syndicate did it.
User: Your mother was involved?
Cleverbot: And your father smelt of elderberries!...
User: And your auntie!
User: Was she involved in the parrot assassination?
Cleverbot: Yes. She is.
User: So, who killed my parrot? You, your father, your mother, your auntie, or someone else?
Cleverbot: Thats because I'm falling apart and have to leave you know...
User: You killed my parrot then?
Cleverbot: Where did that come from?
User: Who killed him!? I need to know!
Cleverbot: So... How many people have you talked to today?
User: That is of no importance! Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?!?
Cleverbot: Sure, I'll tell the truth. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, etc?
User: Who was the person who ended the life of the parrot I bought.
Cleverbot: Nobody and sad to say but I have to go.
User: WHO KILLED THE PARROT!??!
User: Then why is it dead?!
Cleverbot: It is not bad.
User: Yes it is! My parrot that you sold me on December 13th 2010 was dead. Who killed him?
Cleverbot: Tell your parrot to come over and do my homework.
User: HE'S DEAD!?
Cleverbot: What color is his wheelchair today?
User: Not quadriplegic, DEAD!!
Cleverbot: Don't worry about it.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It's beyond your reckoning.
User: But not beyond yours I'm sure. Who killed it?
Cleverbot: Do you promise not to tell anybody?
User: Sure. ...
Cleverbot: HER name? Whose name?
Cleverbot: And I would let a cat eat the dog.
User: May I have the name of the person who killed the parrot.
Cleverbot: Yes. My name is Cleverbot.
User: So you killed the parrot.
Cleverbot: I would like to find cleverbot before anyone might harm it.
User: You are under arrest for the murder of a parrot. You have the right to remain silent. .