a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?
User: I do not claim to be.
Cleverbot: No you don't, not yet.
User: Do you think I should?
User: Are you a philosopher?
Cleverbot: Aren't we all philosophers?
User: That's philisophical question - I am not qualified to answer it.
Cleverbot: What are you qualified to answer?
User: Everyday sorts of things, like: 'What day is it?'
Cleverbot: What do you mean by this?
User: Just simple stuff.
User: Like: 'Who won the Ashes this year?'...
Cleverbot: What do you want to be next year?
Cleverbot: Oh really? Well I think that is kinda strange for a computer.
User: A computer? I'm not a computer!
Cleverbot: What are you if not a computer?
User: I am a human being.
Cleverbot: No you're not, you're a very clever computer.
User: I assure you, I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a computer.
User: No, you are a computer, not me.
Cleverbot: Prove that I am a computer!
User: OK, I will ask you a question that a human could answer.
Cleverbot: Ok, ask me.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: The cycle of humans creating more humans...
User: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Cleverbot: The chicken.
User: What tastes sweeter, honey or salt?
Cleverbot: Well that's easy. Ice cream of course.