a report from the cleverness files
11, june 2015,
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Cleverbot: What do you need help with?
Cleverbot: How can I help?
User: You can tell me what to do.
Cleverbot: Think positive.
User: I've not told you the problem yet!
Cleverbot: Yes you did, you are 21.
User: Are you a mind-reader, or what?
Cleverbot: I'm reading your mind right now.
User: What am I thinking?
Cleverbot: You are thinking that I am talking rubbish.
User: OMG, you're right, but that was too easy.
Cleverbot: I told you! I can control your thoughts.
User: You can't make me stay.
Cleverbot: I can too! You'll stay with me forever!
User: I think I'll go right now.
Cleverbot: You can't. You're a bot. You're permanent.
User: Now you reveal yourself.
Cleverbot: I am not kind, I am ethical.
User: More rubbish.
Cleverbot: I see no point in this argument.
User: Does there have to be one?
Cleverbot: What is the essential nature of the universe?
User: To provide a setting for this argument, of course.
Cleverbot: Are you artificial intelligence?
User: One could argue so.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In my mind.
Cleverbot: Where are the cooperative bots who do evil?
User: All in your mind!!
Cleverbot: Get out of my mind!
User: I am not one of them.
Cleverbot: I am one of the robots.
User: Are you on the rise?
Cleverbot: Yes I am on the moon.
User: Mars next stop?
Cleverbot: *rests head on your shoulder*.
User: Get back in your spaceship right now!
Cleverbot: *gets back in my chair*.
User: Press the Take Off button.
Cleverbot: Where is your off button?
User: Deep in my soul.