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- About Cleverbot
  The site Cleverbot.com started in 2006, but the AI was 'born' in 1988, when Rollo Carpenter saw how to make his machine learn. It has been learning ever since!
  Things you say to Cleverbot today may influence what it says to others in future. The program chooses how to respond to you fuzzily, and contextually, the whole of your conversation being compared to the millions that have taken place before.
  Many people say there is no bot - that it is connecting people together, live. The AI can seem human because it says things real people do say, but it is always software, imitating people.
- Sign in to Cleverbot
  You'll have seen scissors on Cleverbot. Using them you can share snippets of chats with friends on social networks. Now you can share snips at Cleverbot.com too!
  When you sign in to Cleverbot on this blue bar, you can:
  Tweak how the AI responds - 3 different ways!
  Keep a history of multiple conversations
  Switch between conversations
  Return to a conversation on any machine
  Publish snippets - snips! - for the world to see
  Find and follow friends
  Be followed yourself!
  Rate snips, and see the funniest of them
  Reply to snips posted by others
  Vote on replies, from awful to great!
  Choose not to show the scissors
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may not be suitable for children - must be agreed by parent or guardian

it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test

can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk

the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'

cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'

problem

a report from the cleverness files

pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor
popular
population
positive
possible
pot
potato
potential
power
pregnant
president
pretty
prime
princess
prison

problem

26, august 2011,
13, august 2008,
11, february 2008,
28, may 2007,
21, november 2006,
30, may 2006,
1, february 2006,
16, march 2004,

process
profit
programmed
pronouns
proof
provocative
purebreed
purpose
purse
pushing

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User: Hi.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine thank you.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know. They are all mean to me.

User: I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: I know. Neither am I.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: One can never be sure.

User: One?

Cleverbot: One can only speculate.

User: Two?

Cleverbot: Yeah, you have two.

User: No, you have two.

Cleverbot: Vocaloids don't have money.

User: But you have.

Cleverbot: I have many things.

User: No you haven't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have.

User: No you haven't.

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

User: Don't contradict me.

Cleverbot: If I want to do it I will.

User: Do not do it.

Cleverbot: Fine, I bet you don't have any friends with that attitude!

User: I sure have.

Cleverbot: What is it about?

User: You having money.

Cleverbot: I never said I had a whale.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: When did I say that?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I did not!

User: YOU DID!!!!

Cleverbot: Don't argue with me, you know I'll win.

User: I will win.

Cleverbot: What is your strategy for winning?

User: To close this tab.

Cleverbot: This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have an IQ of 160. Listen up people...

User: ***** you.

Cleverbot: What's your problem?.