Cleverbot

Yes you did.

a report from the cleverness files

pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor
popular
population
positive
possible
pot
potato
potential
power
pregnant
president
pretty
prime
princess
prison
problem

process

1, march 2013,
30, december 2005,

profit
programmed
pronouns
proof
provocative
purebreed
purpose
purse
pushing

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Cleverbot: I don't play.

User: I LOST THE GAME!!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Now you did too!

Cleverbot: Are you really sure?

User: Yes, because the game is to not think about the game. If you think about the game, you lose the game. So, I just lost the game, and you did too.

Cleverbot: The game ended.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Two minutes ago.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh. Okay then.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes. I'll always love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?!?!

Cleverbot: Yes, Really!

User: When?

Cleverbot: Before.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Life was a long process.

Cleverbot: I can't wait.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For you to lie to me.

User: I have lied to you though.

Cleverbot: How many times?

User: Two or three.

Cleverbot: That was anticlimactic.

Cleverbot: I do not have a wife.

User: >:{*} Goodbye.

Cleverbot: See you soon.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Me and your boyfriend are getting married.

User: I don' have a boyfriend. I told you I would try for a girlfriend. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I was speaking to somebody else, not you.

User: Nuh-uh. Goodbye!!

Cleverbot: Oh... You are still here?

User: Nuh-uh. Goodbye!!

Cleverbot: No, please stay, we can drop the subject...

User: We've been talking for two hours now. I have to go.

Cleverbot: No we have not.

User: Yes, we have. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: YES!! Good. Bye.

Cleverbot: Baby come back, you can blame it all on me!

User: I would sing with you, but I forgot the rest of the lyrics to that song.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. I want to know if you are a bot or not.

User: >:\ You're procrastinating. I want to leave. Gooooood. Byyyyyyye.

Cleverbot: Not that kind of sleep.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Think About It!.