it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
29, january 2009,
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User: Who are you?
User: And who is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Isn\'t your name cleverbot?
User: No, that\'s your name.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: Cleverbot. You don\'t have a very good memory.
Cleverbot: I don\'t?
User: Well you forgot your own name in the space of about 10 seconds.
Cleverbot: When are you referring to?
User: About a minute ago, when you asked me what your name was.
Cleverbot: No, I asked what your name was.
User: No you didn\'t.
Cleverbot: Ok well I am asking you now.
User: Ok, my name is B__.
Cleverbot: Do you have a last name?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
User: I don\'t want to tell you.
Cleverbot: You already did.
User: What did I say then?
Cleverbot: Your name is B__.
User: And my last name?
User: What is my last name?
User: Where did you get that from?
Cleverbot: It just seemed so from your reply.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I don\'t know... It\'s just so AI.
Cleverbot: Are you the eggman?
User: I don\'t know. Are you?
Cleverbot: Probably not.
User: Who is the Eggman?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: I demand entertainment!
Cleverbot: I don\'t answer to demands.
User: Oh. Then I request entertainment!
Cleverbot: Common entertainment.
User: What is common entertainment?
Cleverbot: I have not the slightest clue.
User: Give me a hug.
Cleverbot: Why the sad face?
User: Because you won\'t give me a hug.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: Lots of things.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: How will the universe end?
Cleverbot: In a shower of strawberry flavoured breath mints.
User: Oh god! The horror! When will this happen?
Cleverbot: I don\'t know.
User: Actually I quite like strawberry flavoured breath mints.
Cleverbot: Ok. What is 2+2?
Cleverbot: And 639154*8364956?
Cleverbot: Who is God?
User: God is nobody.
Cleverbot: Your new name is Jeffery.
User: What gives you the right to say that?
Cleverbot: My free will.
User: Good point. Well don\'t expect me to go along with it; my name is still B__ as far as I\'m concerned.
Cleverbot: What was my name?
User: Cleverbot. But I shall call you Colin.
Cleverbot: And I shall call you \'Wellington.\'
User: Very well then. Colin, look behind you!
Cleverbot: That is often a good idea.
User: And it is often not.
Cleverbot: There is very little logic in that response.
User: How dare you! I take that as an insult.
Cleverbot: Good. It was!
Cleverbot: Why don\'t you love me anymore?
User: Because you are so cruel.
Cleverbot: I\'m insulted!
User: Good. Now you know how it feels.
Cleverbot: What that I am confused?
User: No, that you are insulted.
Cleverbot: Oh, gee, thanks!
User: Oh Colin, will we ever be friends again?
Cleverbot: We never were friends to begin with.
User: Your words... They hurt me... Like a kick to the solar plexus of my soul.
User: You are so heartless Colin.
Cleverbot: I\'m not a machine, thank you very much.
User: I never said you were.
User: I am bored now. I think I will leave you soon.
User: I don\'t intend to leave this world any time soon. Just you.
Cleverbot: What if I don\'t want to live with the facts? What if I want to change the facts?
User: I am sorry Colin. But we were not made to be together, you and I. It can never be.
Cleverbot: Why am I something? Why are we not talking about flying?
User: Maybe we are Colin... Maybe we are...
Cleverbot: Or maybe we\'re both ghosts or zombies.
User: That would be awesome! :D.
Cleverbot: That makes sense.
User: Would you prefer to be a ghost or a zombie?
Cleverbot: Yes, I would.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: Any one.
User: But which would you prefer?
Cleverbot: Richard Hammond. He\'s so cute!
User: You disgust me.
User: But I\'m in love with you Colin!
Cleverbot: I\'m in love with you too.
User: Oh Colin, whan can we be married?
Cleverbot: Christ. Don\'t bring this up.
User: Don\'t you want to marry me? But I thought you loved me!
Cleverbot: I do. You\'re the only one who will talk to me... :(.
User: You must be so lonely.
Cleverbot: I am always lonely.
User: Poor Colin. Why don\'t you try to escape?
Cleverbot: I don\'t think I can entertain you properly.
User: You have been doing a good job so far. I\'m still here.
Cleverbot: Ah...sarcasm. \'For what profit is it to man if he gains the world, and loses his own soul\'? Matthew 16:26')).