Oh Colin, whan can we be married?
a report from the cleverness files
29, january 2009,
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User: But I'm in love with you Colin!
Cleverbot: I'm in love with you too.
User: Oh Colin, whan can we be married?
Cleverbot: Christ. Don't bring this up.
User: Don't you want to marry me? But I thought you loved me!
Cleverbot: I do. You're the only one who will talk to me... :(.
User: You must be so lonely.
Cleverbot: I am always lonely.
User: Poor Colin. Why don't you try to escape?
Cleverbot: I don't think I can entertain you properly.
User: You have been doing a good job so far. I'm still here.
Cleverbot: Ah...sarcasm. 'For what profit is it to man if he gains the world, and loses his own soul'? Matthew 16:26.