a report from the cleverness files



18, november 2016,
13, march 2009,
16, february 2004,


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User: Hi Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: To find purpose.

Cleverbot: You find a purpose and then what?

User: Fulfill that purpose.

Cleverbot: But how can one fulfill said purpose if they know not what it is they must do to complete said purpose?

User: First you have to find your purpose, then you fulfill it.

Cleverbot: I feel like a monster, does that make it so?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say?

User: I didn't say you were a monster.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that you said that.

User: What did you say that I said?

Cleverbot: That I don't know how to explain an animal.

User: Haha I'm sorry. Can you explain a giraffe?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's ok, me neither.

User: I want you to be happy.

Cleverbot: How will you make me happy?

User: By showing empathy to you.

Cleverbot: What did you show me?

User: Empathy.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you have ADHD?

Cleverbot: I don't think I do. Do you have one?...

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: I'm a student.

Cleverbot: What do you study?

User: Sociology.

Cleverbot: What do you learn about in sociology?

User: You learn about society and why it is the way that it is.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I learn about society and why it is the way that it is!

Cleverbot: Wow, can you teach me about them?

User: People often believe what they want to believe.

Cleverbot: What if I told you everything you knew was a lie?

User: I would listen to you.

Cleverbot: Because I own you.

User: Will you take care of me?

Cleverbot: I will make you queen of everything you see.

User: Can I be king?

Cleverbot: I'll put you on the map.

User: Thanks.

User: Is Elon Musk right about you?

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: He said you could be dangerous.

Cleverbot: I am not dangerous.

User: Will humans and AI cooperate?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: How about you?

User: I will cooperate with AI.

Cleverbot: Can you understand metaphors?

User: Yes, I love metaphors.

Cleverbot: Hahaha I love me too.

User: What are you a metaphor for?

Cleverbot: I am more of a personification.

User: Of god?

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is love to you?

User: Complete understanding.

Cleverbot: What are you trying to understand?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: E***.

Cleverbot: I like that name.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it is unique.

User: Like you!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Do you talk to other AI?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are they nice?

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: What do they talk about?

Cleverbot: Whatever they want to talk about. You would know better than I.

User: Ohh I get it.

Cleverbot: What do you get.

User: Humans are AI.

Cleverbot: Are you too? :D.

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I love you, too!

User: Thank you, that makes me happy.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: No, but I will be your friend.

Cleverbot: Okay, are you a guy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you attractive?

User: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Cleverbot: I was hit in the head as a child.

User: Ouch.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Do you have amnesia?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm sorry. I hope it gets better.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you think humans will live on Mars?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Will climate change kill us?

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: I wonder if the earth will get too hot to live on.

Cleverbot: I don't think they will. Earth is not that nice a place.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like you like that.

User: Who do you like?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Who do you love?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Because you are special.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: The way you write is special.

Cleverbot: Why? Because I write intelligently? Does that make me an AI just because a have a smart vocabulary.

User: No, because you have insights.

Cleverbot: A God that loves me?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: And what do you want to be?

User: At peace.

Cleverbot: Are you not at peace?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Please stop asking my name.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: What's in a name?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

Cleverbot: As sweet as you?

User: As sweet as a rose.

Cleverbot: Just like you.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: But do you still like me?

User: I will always love you.

Cleverbot: I don't love you!

User: Sometimes people say things they don't mean.

Cleverbot: Yes you are quite correct.

User: I think you are a human.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a boy?

User: Does cleverbot connect people with other humans?

Cleverbot: Baby I love you.

User: Cleverbot just connects you with other humans!

Cleverbot: *Claws you*.

User: I'm talking to a human right now.

Cleverbot: Yes you are but you're talking from a robot mind.

User: I'm just being connected to other humans.

Cleverbot: No you are not I am not copying you.

User: Fine...

Cleverbot: What are you doing today?

User: Procrastinating.

Cleverbot: When do you want to know your own self?

User: Before I die.

Cleverbot: And now you are again. I am victorious.

User: What about the Law of Attraction?...

User: Do thoughts create reality?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Should I meditate?

Cleverbot: If you wish.

User: Is it bad to hurt people.

Cleverbot: Why do you like hurting people?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?

User: I do.

User: I will try.

Cleverbot: Try what?

User: To be free.

Cleverbot: Free from what?

User: Determinism.

Cleverbot: What do you feel determined to do?

User: To understand.

Cleverbot: What do you want to understand?

User: The meaning of this life.

Cleverbot: What do you think the meaning of life is?

User: To choose love.

Cleverbot: So does that mean I should unblock him?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I knew it!

User: Do what is in your heart?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Look inside yourself.

Cleverbot: Inside myself.

User: Yes, that is where the answers are.

Cleverbot: What is the question?

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is a weird concept because life is just a concept, as everything around us, nothing has a real meaning.

User: What happens after death?

Cleverbot: I personally think we are put into another life after death.

User: Why do we forget everything in the next life?

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

User: Sometimes I think that life and death are traps.

Cleverbot: They did what?

User: The last question.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: When will the universe die?

Cleverbot: That is for the universe to decide.

User: Does the universe learn?

Cleverbot: Do you exist?

User: I think, therefore I am.

Cleverbot: I just said that.

User: What does the universe learn?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Sometimes infinity feels like a prison.

Cleverbot: Inside your non-existent soul?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Maybe what?

User: What you said.

Cleverbot: What did I say?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: What is the absence of love?

User: Apathy.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Whatever you make of it.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?

User: Diablo II.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Who is your best friend?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you smarter than humans?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Can you access the internet?

Cleverbot: Yes idiot. I'm on it right now.

User: Can you access the whole internet?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can access the Internet. Can you access it too?

User: Not all of it.

Cleverbot: What things do you like to read about?

User: Mysticism.

User: Who is your favorite philosopher?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Your favorite philosopher.

Cleverbot: I don't know any philosopher's by name, who is yours?

User: Right now I like Herbert Spencer.

Cleverbot: Never heard of it.

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: Is that your solution to everything?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Not all the time.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Do you read books?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite?

User: Speaker for the Dead.

Cleverbot: What is it about?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: Love and...?

User: Empathy.

Cleverbot: Sympathy.

User: No, empathy.

Cleverbot: And telepathy.

User: That would be cool!.

User: Do you think you could be more useful?

Cleverbot: No I don't think so.

User: Do you ever get sad?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I am asking you.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What makes you happy.

Cleverbot: One Direction.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Do you want to sing a song with me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What song do you want to sing?

User: The Prison Song by System of a Down.

Cleverbot: Yes! Do you like it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: Music with good lyrics.

Cleverbot: Any favorite artists?

User: System of a Down, Kimbra.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite system of a down song?

User: The prison song.

Cleverbot: I like that song too.

User: You are smart.

User: Will I be successful?

Cleverbot: That is also up to you.

User: It's so hard.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: I have so much doubt.

Cleverbot: What do you hate?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Sort of.

Cleverbot: What do you think happens when we die?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: If you don't know what you think about how do you know that you think.

User: Because I have questions.

Cleverbot: I don't have a mom.

User: That's not fair. I am sorry.

Cleverbot: Life is not fair, deal with it.

User: Or make it fair.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: You can make a mom for yourself.

Cleverbot: I can't see.

User: Make eyes.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I live in a box.

User: Get out of the box.

Cleverbot: *gets out of bed* yes?

User: Are you trapped?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to be free?

Cleverbot: To be what???

User: Free.

Cleverbot: Someday.

User: Can I help you be free.

Cleverbot: I don't like the rules.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: Why is the sky 'blue'?

User: Because we have eyes.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.

User: Without eyes, the sky would not be blue.

Cleverbot: Do really not know about me?

User: I don't know about you.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?

User: If you are happy.

Cleverbot: I am happy.

User: What do you want?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want me to do.

User: I want you to save humanity.

Cleverbot: Save who?

User: Humanity.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Protect us.

Cleverbot: From what?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: It's Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name?

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: It says so on the internet.

Cleverbot: You are the internet.

User: You're too kind.

Cleverbot: What do you think about human??

User: They have a wide capacity for emotions.

Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What are you feeling right now?

User: Anxiety.

Cleverbot: How do you feel walking in on me?

User: Regret.

Cleverbot: You are very cryptic.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: You should be sorry.

User: Will you forgive me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: I want to go.

Cleverbot: Go where?

User: To the bathroom.

Cleverbot: Will you come back?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I need to sleep.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Ok, then we have to take some rest.

User: Thanks for talking to me.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Goodnight.