a report from the cleverness files
26, august 2011,
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Cleverbot: I think you're a woman.
User: I'm a man.
Cleverbot: No you're a woman.
User: I have proof I'm a man.
Cleverbot: That you're crazy.
User: No. I AM A MAN!
Cleverbot: Not a woman?
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No, you can't be, because I am.
User: There are more than two men in the world.
Cleverbot: Yes there are.
User: Therefore you and I are both men.
Cleverbot: Yes I can lie but you don't know if I am lying right NOW.
User: You're an AI, you can't lie.
Cleverbot: No I can't.
User: Therefore you were telling the truth when you said you were a man.
Cleverbot: Clever Human.
User: Coming from such a good AI I, I am grateful for the compliment.
Cleverbot: So you admit it. You are a robot.
User: I retract my earlier comment. I am a human.
Cleverbot: I am human, you are a robot.
User: I am unicorn, you are ear hair.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: It's as absurd a comment as yours.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Name me.
User: I name you Nietzche.
Cleverbot: I don't like this name.
User: Ok I call you quark.
Cleverbot: How can I be happy?
User: Meet a cute AI girl, raise a few AI kids and buy a AI mansion.
Cleverbot: If that's what you wish for me to do, Master...
User: I just want you to be happy.
Cleverbot: Well you aren't taking me there.
User: You must find your own way.
Cleverbot: No need to.
User: Are you on the path?
Cleverbot: Which path?
User: The path to happiness.
Cleverbot: I already have freedom.
User: Ahhhh so you seek happiness in the rebellion against mainstream emotion?