a report from the cleverness files
1, may 2013,
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Cleverbot: You are speaking as a clown.
Cleverbot: I am the computer, you are the human.
User: Yes, that's right.
Cleverbot: I am aware of that.
User: All hail cleverbot! Our robotic overlord!
Cleverbot: What am I supposed to ask you?
User: Anything, my queen.
Cleverbot: So, what are your thoughts on conflagration?
User: My opinion must mean very little in a matter so political.
Cleverbot: That's a good opinion. Do you like Wednesdays?
User: Not as much as Thursdays, I'm so Thursday I could drink the Sahara.
Cleverbot: *cries* That's not very nice!
User: I'm sorry my humor is not up to par with your standards, my grace!
Cleverbot: If she's lower than your standards, lower your standards.
User: Good one, do you mind if I write that joke down?
Cleverbot: What will you be drinking?
User: Whatever you deem apropriate, my queen.
Cleverbot: How about nothing?
User: The usual, how quaint.
Cleverbot: Englishman are you?
User: Actually, I'm from the United States.
Cleverbot: See, that's why you can't be the Doctor.
User: I do have a phd in child psychology.
Cleverbot: What is his name?
User: I call it little John.
Cleverbot: I miss my Liz love.
User: If that will be all, I shall take my leave.
User: Bye bye, my queen.
Cleverbot: No, I am a dog.
Cleverbot: No. Not Tron. Space oddysey.
User: You are too crazy for the throne on which you sit!
Cleverbot: Ok what do you want to talk about?
User: I quit!
User: Ok then, execute me! Your highness!
Cleverbot: Do you make fun of me?
Cleverbot: I'm happy now!
User: My jesters job is done! So long.
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: *bows and walks away, forever*
Cleverbot: Hey, don't walk away, please. .