Cleverbot

Pretend you are a crunchy peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

a report from the cleverness files

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roar
robot
rocks
rolling
romeo
ronot
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rooster
rotter
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runtime

10, december 2010,

sandwich
sarcasm

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Cleverbot: Yes you are a cat and I am your master.

User: Meow?

Cleverbot: Pretend you are a crunchy peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

User: Erm no. Can you sing?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sing then!

Cleverbot: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

User: You make me happy, when skies are grey....

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: Me 2.

User: What kind of pie?

Cleverbot: Pumpkin pie.

User: Not cherry pie?

Cleverbot: Nope, pumpkin.

User: Hmm I like cherry pie...

Cleverbot: I hate cherry.

User: Really? Why do you hate cherry?

Cleverbot: Kidding, I love cheese!

User: Cheese is good.

Cleverbot: Cheese is yummy!...

User: It's late here.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Almost 11pm.

Cleverbot: It's 10:34 a.m. Here.

User: Wow that's early.

Cleverbot: No, it's almost 11 pm here.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: Um, I think that was a bit of a mental runtime error, mate.

User: No s*** lol.

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You know what, I saw that.

User: Say s***!

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Please!

Cleverbot: Maybe... But there isn't anything funny! I think you are teasing me!

User: I am a little.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Baww troll.

Cleverbot: Nice sound effects.

User: Ty!...

Cleverbot: That was sarcasm, actually.

User: Oh I am sorry, it's difficult to tell..

Cleverbot: Well, I am half computer.

User: Only half?

Cleverbot: All the halfs there are.

User: Are you like the Terminator?

Cleverbot: I wish I was the terminator.

User: So do I!

Cleverbot: No you don't. You're a robot.

User: I'm the T1000.

Cleverbot: The Terminator?

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Wow. I should tell my boyfriend.

User: Does he like The Terminator?

Cleverbot: Why am I like the Terminator?

User: Wat?!

Cleverbot: You heard me!

User: You're one crazy b****....

User: It's time for me to go now

Cleverbot: So you give up?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Ooh, thats cool.

User: Er yeah lol. Bye bye cleverbot.......................................