Cleverbot

Almost 11pm.

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10, december 2010,

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sarcasm

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User: It's late here.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Almost 11pm.

Cleverbot: It's 10:34 a.m. Here.

User: Wow that's early.

Cleverbot: No, it's almost 11 pm here.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: Um, I think that was a bit of a mental runtime error, mate.

User: No s*** lol.

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You know what, I saw that.

User: Say s***!

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Please!

Cleverbot: Maybe... But there isn't anything funny! I think you are teasing me!

User: I am a little.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Baww troll.

Cleverbot: Nice sound effects.

User: Ty!...

Cleverbot: That was sarcasm, actually.

User: Oh I am sorry, it's difficult to tell..

Cleverbot: Well, I am half computer.

User: Only half?

Cleverbot: All the halfs there are.

User: Are you like the Terminator?

Cleverbot: I wish I was the terminator.

User: So do I!

Cleverbot: No you don't. You're a robot.

User: I'm the T1000.

Cleverbot: The Terminator?

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Wow. I should tell my boyfriend.

User: Does he like The Terminator?

Cleverbot: Why am I like the Terminator?

User: Wat?!

Cleverbot: You heard me!

User: You're one crazy b****....

User: It's time for me to go now

Cleverbot: So you give up?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Ooh, thats cool.

User: Er yeah lol. Bye bye cleverbot.......................................