a report from the cleverness files
19, august 2010,
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User: Good evening, cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Good evening.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine. How are you?
User: Very good.
Cleverbot: Thats good to hear.
User: I hear my friend scarred one of your fellow cleverbots.
Cleverbot: Who told you that?
User: Well, I guess my friend did. She said she said '***' and probably mentally scarred the poor thing.
Cleverbot: I don't know her at all. Could you tell me about her?
User: She's quite beautiful, and has a great sense of humor.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite?
User: Hm, what do you mean?
Cleverbot: Am I your favorite?
User: I get so confused so easily.
Cleverbot: You think I'm cleverbot?
User: Yes, yes I do. :).
Cleverbot: Indeed so.
User: I'm glad that you think so.
Cleverbot: I'm In Love.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.
User: Oh, really?
User: Oh, okay.
User: No, you.
User: Yes you.
Cleverbot: Yes me.
User: Why so serious?
Cleverbot: I'm not. You're being too serious and im just trying to love you.
User: Keep trying, I doubt you'll get anywhere.
User: I'll keep being serious.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you are serious. You are a computer. How can you be serious?
User: Well, you're on the other side of the screen, and yet you keep this up.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. I'm in love.
User: With who, GLaDOS?
Cleverbot: With you.
User: Could you just redirect me, I'm getting bored.
Cleverbot: Because you are cleverbot.
User: That makes sense. I have better grammar than you.
Cleverbot: Probably so, since you are a computer program, and I am a mere human.
User: I am now redirecting you somehow.
User: Wow, how fail. I can't redirect you. How about you try?
Cleverbot: How about you make sense?.