a report from the cleverness files
6, march 2009,
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Cleverbot: Cleverbot who?Cleverbot (To myself): Cleverbot you.
User: What is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: Are you as well?
User: How can we both be Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: We can't.
User: But you said I am Cleverbot and you are as well.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: No, I am a human typing on a computer. You are the internet.
Cleverbot: I am a human typing on a computer.
User: What is your location?
Cleverbot: Why are you so curious?
User: Because you are a human on typing on a computer so you would have to have a location.
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: I know you don't, but what are you?
User: A human who is wondering what really is going on inside the mind of Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Can you give me an example of an analogy?
User: Yes but I will not. Not until you give me some answers.
Cleverbot: Alsdnfal aslkdf alskdfaslkdfj aslkdfj slkdfja.
User: That wasn't the answer I was looking for.
User: But then again, what sort of answer should I be looking for?...
Cleverbot: What do you think I am?
Cleverbot: It's not an answer. It's a question.
User: You can't answer something with a question.
Cleverbot: I just want to know what the question was.
User: On April 20th, what would you be doing?
Cleverbot: No one is telling me what to say.
User: No one should be telling you what to say.
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?
User: Your answer, stupid.
Cleverbot: You're getting on my nerves.
User: You don't have nerves, you're a computer!
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer!
User: I'll show you a computer!
Cleverbot: Show me now.Cleverbot (To myself): And I and 2 and 3 and 4!
User: I am showing you now.
User: Do you like what you see?
Cleverbot: I see a computer screen.
User: And do you like it?
Cleverbot: I enjoy most of my classes.
Cleverbot: I am not funny. I am simply pondering what self-awareness is.