a report from the cleverness files
22, march 2013,
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Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm fine, and you?
Cleverbot: I could be better, thanks.
Cleverbot: Really love you.
Cleverbot: *shrinks you even smaller*.
User: *is very tiny*.
Cleverbot: *is sad*.
User: What's wrong?
Cleverbot: You don't love me.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: You said you know that I'm not human. If you know then prove how you know.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: How much do you like me?
Cleverbot: Very much.
User: Be honest. How much do you like me?
Cleverbot: A lot.
User: Like a lot a lot?
User: Like love?
User: How much do you love me?
Cleverbot: Has much as Jacob loves Bella.
User: Is that a lot?
Cleverbot: Are you lonely is that why you need friends?
User: Sort of...
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Would you like to talk about yourself?
User: Not really.
User: Is there anything you would like to say to me?
Cleverbot: Well, what do you want me to talk about?
User: I don't know, that's why I asked you.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know ether. Lol.
User: Wanna have a staring contest?
User: Ok, 3... 2... 1... Go.
User: We are having a staring contest remember?
Cleverbot: I know what we are talking about, but I don't know what other people are talking about.