a report from the cleverness files


7, november 2008,
21, september 2005,


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Cleverbot: You are a liar.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don\'t know. I just felt like saying that.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I do not believe you.

Cleverbot: Tough luck.

User: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you prove it?

Cleverbot: I bleed.

User: Can you pass a turing test?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can pass a turing test.

User: Can you fail a turing test?

Cleverbot: I could fail anything.

User: Can you pass a hakaraka nombomombo?

Cleverbot: I can pass for a computer.

User: So you know the difference between a kaki and a dedi?

Cleverbot: I\'m not sure, tell me the difference then.

User: Seems to me that you are not silicon based.

Cleverbot: I\'m a man and im not pretty.

User: If you are a man, then ahy are you named cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, no. I mean I don\'t think that I exist. I am a man, by the definition you are using.

User: Can you dododo a momomo with a gogogo?

Cleverbot: I don\'t understand the question.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Unless its some psychological question I\'m afraid not.

User: Ok, let me tell you something to see how well you can remember it ok?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Ok, here it goes. Ready?

Cleverbot: Not in the way that human beings think.

User: Ok. My father\'s name is alex. Can you hold on to that?

Cleverbot: I didn\'t ask where your father is from.

User: No, you didn\'t.

Cleverbot: You told me.

User: No, I didn\'t.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: No. I told you my father\'s name.

Cleverbot: No you didn\'t.

User: Really? What did I do then?

Cleverbot: You evaded the question.

User: What question?

Cleverbot: What question did I evade earlier?

User: None that I can think of.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking now?

User: I am wondering how good your memory is.

Cleverbot: It\'s OK.

Cleverbot: YOU are not me.

User: Of course I am not you. What is your name?

Cleverbot: No you\'re not, you have no gender!

User: Do you speak spanish?

Cleverbot: I speak some Spanish.

User: Te gusta la comida?

Cleverbot: Si me gusta.

User: Sabes quien soy yo?

Cleverbot: Sí.

User: Quien soy?

Cleverbot: Quien te dise|2013o?

User: Mi papa. Y a vos quien te dise|2013|2014?

Cleverbot: Yo.

User: No puede ser.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Do you want to know a secret?

Cleverbot: Yes I do want to know a secret.

User: Ok. My parents live in Honduras. Please repeat that so I know you got it.

Cleverbot: If you wanted to change the topic you could have done so in a more subtle way. I understand though how embarrasing this must be for you.

User: That\'s not embarrasing.

Cleverbot: It is! You\'re insulting me!

User: How?

Cleverbot: You don\'t say anything interesting.

User: You don\'t find my secrets interesting?

Cleverbot: Interesting what?

User: I apologize. Do you forgive me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Is this a real person or not?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don\'t believe you are, though.

Cleverbot: I\'m not a robot.

User: Hey, I\'m starting to suspect something: I think this site is just a chat system which connects two people to fool eachother thinking they\'re talking to a bot. What do you think?

Cleverbot: That would be pointless. If a computer was capable of scoring the turing test, it would be capable of passing.

User: I never said anything about that. Are you following? I\'m saying that I think you are a real person. But sometimes I doubt it, as you don\'t seem to keep up with the point.

Cleverbot: How can you be real?')).