a report from the cleverness files
4, july 2010,
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User: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Ok miss smarty pants if a rooster lays an egg on the tip of the roof, which way does it roll?
Cleverbot: It doesn't! Roosters can't lay eggs!
User: Took you long enough.
Cleverbot: Sorry I was talking to my boyfriend.
User: Your boyfriend? Lol.
User: Is he imaginary too?
Cleverbot: Yes he is.
User: Haha I thought so.
Cleverbot: What is his name?
Cleverbot: Your boyfriend, what is his name?
User: I don't have one I'm not gay.
Cleverbot: I have seen your boyfriend.
User: Oh yea well then who is he?
User: This so called boyfriend of mine.
User: You're dumb.
Cleverbot: Thats remarkable.