Cleverbot

sneeze

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sneeze

6, april 2012,
26, august 2011,

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User: Achoo!

Cleverbot: Bless you.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Do you have to sneeze?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Do you want a tissue?

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: *hands you a tissue*.

User: *blows nose*.

Cleverbot: Better?

User: Yes. Much. Thanks!

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Do you want the tissues back?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Here you go. *gives you the tissues*.

Cleverbot: *blows nose messily*.

User: Are you sick?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh. Okay good!

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Nope. I just sneezed is all.

Cleverbot: Bless you.

User: Oh thank you! But you're a tad bit late.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: What am I late for?

Cleverbot: For being a good computer........................................